crapocolypse

1. When you have diarrhea so devastating that you fear it will never end.
2. The aftermath that lingers after a violent bowel movement.

1. That habenero eating contest set off the crapocolypse! But I survived.
2. UGH! Get me a lighter, scented candles, and bleach. It smells like the crapocolypse just happened.

by juEEls January 7, 2016

cowpocalypse

A teenage boy who is fond of xbox and weed, also has the common courtesy to give a guy a reach around.

What is that!! Ohh thats just a cowpocalypse dont mind it

by soysauce5 November 13, 2011

Carpocolypse

A state of extreme traffic backup where one becomes so frustrated they feel the world is collapsing around them.

I can't believe I had to sit in traffic for three hours after those semi's crashed. It was the carpocolypse!

-Courtesy of Douche_Crew who submitted carmageddon.

by ShabamShabam August 2, 2011

crapocalypse

The after effects of when someone mullikins an entire table of food in one sitting. It will not be pretty for that toilet.

Dude, you mullikined that whole buffet. Prepare for a massive crapocalypse in the bathroom tonight

by Iben Wakenoff August 23, 2018

Crapocalyse

When a Shitnami builds to 'end of days' Biblical proportions beyond any doomsday prepper's worst case scenario.

Kevin watched the dawn of the Crapocalyse as shitbergs the size of small cities broke off the main body of Shartartica to drown him under wave after stinking wave of a fetid brown water shitnami; when shitnadoes darkened the skies with shrieking winds that destroyed everything Kevin ever built as a sign that his life had no lasting meaning, as the wailing increased from distant whine to full-blown screaming like Kevin's worst day being barraged by the delusional taunts of that banshee ex-girlfriend who wanted to suck his life dry for years yet paradoxically couldn't resist the primal insect urge to greedily devour Kevin's head and suck out his entrails; and when Kevin's whole world suddenly fell silent from the rumbling and even lightened up long enough to give him hope of a brighter day, until he realised it was only the approach of a flaming turderoid from outer space igniting the very air he breathed and incinerating everything left of value in Kevin's life.

by TheScribeNicodemus April 8, 2023

Cashpocalypse

A catastrophic event in online gaming where excessive pay-to-win mechanics cause an overwhelming imbalance, leading to a mass exodus of real players.
The game becomes a desolate wasteland, dominated by bots.
This term combines "cash" and "apocalypse" to highlight the disastrous impact of prioritizing in-game purchases over player experience.

The pay to win element caused a Cashpocalypse; now matches are full of bots and hardly any human players.

by AnonDoxy February 3, 2025

chipocalypse

Chicagan apocalypse

I love the smell of a porta-potty in the morning. Chicago is about to find out why we have this thing called the Department of Peace. Chipocalypse — now!!1!?

by 🅰️ September 7, 2025