Carpeter

1) a person who puts in carpet and does not build houses

Hey I really need a carpenter to put this carpet in, should I ask Dave?

Carpenters actually only build houses Frank, what you need is a carpeter

by mytwentycats August 28, 2017

carpet

the thick, knotted mass of pubic hair just north of the vagina.

"I unbuttoned her pants and tried to run my hand down her panties, but it got caught in her carpet."

by Fatass February 14, 2003

carpeted

the definition of being so totally drunk that you inevitably end up crashing out on the floor and sleeping there for the rest of the night.

My god! Last night Mikey drank 13 pints of cider, he was so carpeted!

by Henery Duong June 17, 2007

carpet

a woman's pubic hair

Her carpet was well trimmed.

by The Return of Light Joker May 09, 2008

carpet

a soft material used to cover floors

I skipped happily along the carpet, and when I tripped I only chipped four teeth.

by nathaniel spritzner August 07, 2005

carpet

A lush expanse of hair covering the vulva, meant to be munched upon and not shaven.

"Mmmm, check out that carpet, I wish I was eating some of *that*!"

by KCtah October 26, 2003

carpeting

When you get so high that all you do is lay on the floor "to help the carpet do its job because it's always working overtime"

Jon: I don't think I was THAT high...
Bryan: Dude, you were upstairs carpeting for like six hours.

Jon: Okay, maybe it was a little too much LSD.

by Saaame June 18, 2017