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Carpe Diem Cras

meaning Seize The Day Tomorrow,
This word is in Latin (The Dead Language) and is associated with Carpe Diem meaning Seize The Day....but Carpe Diem Cras is the exact opposite, sometimes used by procrastinators.
by Double Soul April 1, 2009
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Carked it

I’m sorry I didn’t make it to your party last week, my dog carked it and I was too sad to come

“Hey do you know why John is so sad at the moment?” “Yeah, apparently his grandma carked it on Monday”

Shit mate, my car just carked it and I haven’t paid my insurance this month
by hazeleyedninja November 29, 2018
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Don Carpenter

is the infamous god who distributed justice throughout Dale County High School. When he raised his five fingers most listened, but when you didn't know how to count or tuck in your shirt, you were doomed to the Gates of Hell.
*Don Carpenter eats microphone* "Mrs. Deaton's Class line up please!"
by InsideJokesOnly December 21, 2018
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carpet munchies

A heightened desire to perform cunnilingus following inhalation or ingestion of delta-9-tetrahydrocannabinol, the psychoactive compound in cannabis sativa.

Colloquially: really wanting to "eat pussy" after smoking marijuana.
Man, I was watching a movie with my girl the other night and after my second or third bong rip I really got the carpet munchies... dog I went down on her for like an hour!
by DJ Silky Nick November 2, 2011
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level capped

A group of friendly, calm and collected Dungeon Boss players who are extremely knowledgeable about and committed to the game. From the outside, they appear to be able to achieve near impossible feats, which leads some to inaccurately think they have some kind of unfair advantage.

However, those chosen few who have had the opportunity to pass through their fabled gates quickly realize it’s just old fashion smarts, elbow grease and a heck of a lot of coordination, planning and solid communication.
Level Capped? Yeah, I know them. When people don’t know what’s going on in there they speculate, when they think they know, they fabricate, and when they do know they hate and at the same time try to emulate.
by ANoobBot April 11, 2017
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John Carpenter

The best damn director in the universe. He created Snake Plissken, Jack Burton, the greatest 80s synth scores and outdid Howard Hawks...twice.
John Carpenter needs to do another film with Kurt Russell.
by Phantom Definition Writer December 28, 2005
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Carpet Blowout

A phrase allegorious to the term "sausage-fest", only refering to women.
"Hey Becky, want to split this joint? It is such a Carpet Blowout in here"
by Sivart Ferguson February 9, 2010
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