Mexican Capacity

When a place or establishment that you are at has reached it's Mexican population limit.

Phil: A mexican just walked in
Steve: Oh damn, we are at mexican capacity

by yourrealname March 25, 2009

Beak Capacity

When they are chirping u so hard you bout to split feathers.

I was just flying solo when this bird started chirping me so you know they better be ready to glide because I'm at beak capacity.

by Rajax August 14, 2018

Beat too capacity

Too describe a woman's make up as looking good! Or can be used to tell someone they look/dress nice. Can be used as just "beat" or "beat em'"

Giiiiiirl your beat too capacity!

His outfit is beat!
Girlfriend you beat em down, yess ya did.

by dabestever September 4, 2012

flesh capacitor

A slutty person (male or female), able to accept lots of "flesh", in other terms, can contain lots of penis both simultaneously and sequentially.

"That chick had three dudes in her at the same time. She's quite the flesh capacitor."

"That man has a train run on him every night. Talk about a flesh capacitor."

by CoMo Norseman August 25, 2006

maximum fart capacity

The maximum number of farts that a couch can hold before the farts trapped inside begin to leach out after sitting down. Also known as "fart saturation".

Did you just fart? No, the couch just reached its maximum fart capacity.

by Kyle5 December 25, 2009

Heat capacity

Heat capacity is a measure of how hot a girl is. Generally, heat capacity is inversely proportional to mass.

Wowza, check the heat capacity there!!!!!

by Jigga^2 March 31, 2011

crapacity

Essentially, an amalgamation of crap and capacity, used to denote slowness and more generally, inefficiency.

Josh: Graham, this chairlift has a real crapacity.

Graham: I agree, hey look at her, what mincegrosity! Its such a shame whats happening to our youth.

by Tiffany Amber Trees-son April 10, 2004