A step above a christmas hoe, a christmas caroling hoe is a woman who has been around the block and consistantly continues to go around the block one house at a time.
Jeremy: Yo son, I'm already hella drunk and need to hurry up and find someone to take to the crib.
Tony: I heard that, I'm to the point where I just might holla at a christmas caroling hoe.
Jeremy: Ummm... Nah, I rather masterbate. That's all you though.
Tony: I heard that, I'm to the point where I just might holla at a christmas caroling hoe.
Jeremy: Ummm... Nah, I rather masterbate. That's all you though.
by DeezyD May 1, 2009
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My friend had to have extensive anal reconstruction surgery due to self inflicted clawing and explosive bloody diarrhea due to trying to get the burn out that was a direct result of a Carolinian Butt Plug.
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Christmas caroling is an act of trolling during the Christmas season. This is done by singing at a strangers doorstep, and it can be done alone or in a group.
Christmas caroling is the oldest from of holiday trolling.
Christmas caroling is the oldest from of holiday trolling.
Emma: Shall we go Christmas caroling?
Emily: We shall!
Amanda: Bring us the figgy pudding or Saint Nick will kill you!
Emily: We shall!
Amanda: Bring us the figgy pudding or Saint Nick will kill you!
by AmeliaClear December 6, 2011
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by sclatos March 19, 2013
Get the caroling mug.Caroling an unexpected song with lots of energy. The song does not have to be a Christmas song as long as your caroling and jumping around.
Aggressive Caroling Crowd singing:
1) "You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout I'm telling you why... CAUSE I'M GONNA KILL YOU!"
2) (Bells jingling followed by) "OH SH**, SHAKE DAT ASS MA, MOVE IT LIKE A GYPSY, STOP, WHOA, BACK IT UP, NOW LET ME SEE YOUR HIPS SWING!"
1) "You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout I'm telling you why... CAUSE I'M GONNA KILL YOU!"
2) (Bells jingling followed by) "OH SH**, SHAKE DAT ASS MA, MOVE IT LIKE A GYPSY, STOP, WHOA, BACK IT UP, NOW LET ME SEE YOUR HIPS SWING!"
by JdogTwodolla December 22, 2009
Get the Aggressive Caroling mug.To take part in a colining, means to be an annoying asshole or act in a childish behavior, but in a good and or hysterical sense.
*flails around on the ground while talking about Taco Bell’s new nacho fries
“Oh no, look at Jeff over there colining as usual.”
“Oh no, look at Jeff over there colining as usual.”
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