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the best place in the world even though there are alot of rich stuck up bitches but theres some everywhere also CHS is the best
whats there at chs?

skaters/groms and a grip of hot girls
by pink eye August 25, 2003
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Carlsbad Stoners

Stoners are what the word just explains. They go out around Carlsbad and find the "primest spots to toke at brah" most of them are skinny kids with severe ADHD. The other half of them are the Carlsbad lacrosse team. The "Rats" in Carlsbad are stoners which noone in Carlsbad cares for except if you're a rat.

On the opposite side there are the people who are opposed to stoners. These mostly consist of bitchy girls from Carlsbad High's Sound Express Choir class. They will say "Oh my god, that's bad for you." Then they will turn around and do it with the stoners. They pretend like they care when in actuality they are just pissed they want to get high but dont want the reputation. They are dumb.

The last side you can be on is the observers. They dont give two shakes what you do.

All in all Carlsbad's a sick place if you're a stoner. Or so ive heard.
Hey wanna go smoke weed?
Yeah we live in Carlsbad.
I guess that's why we are Carlsbad Stoners
by Downsimous Prime April 25, 2009
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Carlsbad

the most wickedest city in Cali. yes, it is full of Sk8trs and surfers and plenty of bikini wearing beach bums. yes it is full of families, and AP students, and retirees. yes, it is awsome. CHS and VMS both kick Oceanside butt. the population is about: 60% white, 30% hispanic, 10% other. downtown is full of cute little gift shops and the locally famous Beach City Smoothies. The Library is cool and really good smelling. Some Carlsbad landmarks are: The Power Plant, the beach, the flower fields, That Cool Giant "windmill" that contains a motel and a TGIF, CHS, the lagoons (actually estuaries but no one cares). On normal days, C-bad is an hours drive from San Diego. About two hours from LA. Also, Oceanside is pretty cool too. I always forget if the mall is in C-bad or O-side (its in C-bad). All I really know is that they have the Petco and the Outback. I think they got the Target up there too. We have That Pizza Place. Really, if you want sun, surf, and great summers, come to Carlsbad (not Oceanside).
Carlsbad is and awsome place where you go to the beach, drive to Oceanside to play arcade games at Boomers, and go to school. that's kinda it. but it is still awsome. really.
by Spyder Gurl October 18, 2008
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Visiting Carlsbad Cavern

Having intercourse with a woman who has a large cavernous vagina.
Hey bro I just got done visiting Carlsbad Cavern this morning! It was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
by Drockatron2000 August 23, 2019
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Carlsbad High School

carlsbad, california- the students are divided into different cliques:

the cool girls
these girls can be anywhere from freshmen to seniors. they love fucking the jocks and cool kids. they throw stupid parties with shit weed and shit alcohol, and call it a rager. every other group thinks their stuck up annoying bitches.

the cool guys
they are almost all rich, love going to "ragers" fuck the cool girls and look down upon everyone else. but don't worry, they think theyre going to get far in life, yet do shit in school.

the skate rats
dont really come off as being dirty anymore hence the rat, but they still are considered so. a flannel is a must, or a double shirt genx tee and a board to skate places at lunch,while smoking a grit. fighting jocks can be gnarly or pussy depending on the grade.

the surf rats
much like the skate rats, yet different. they chill in the parking lot by state smoking grits and generally causing trouble. most are dumbasses with which their slang consisting of mob, grommet, nug, straight, and trog.

the normal/school kids
dont love school, but dont mind taking on AP statistics, track, and asb. they love face-book and have study group sessions. . the more lively ones act like fuckheads in class.

football jocks
they are alot like the cool kids except they throw a ball. they pull the star cheerleaders and go to "ragers" too. range from poor to to rich with a 3 story houses in a gated community by poinsettia park playing madden 10.
-whad up brah les shred state then hit up grubbys yeah? mob?

-yeah brah fer sure
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-hey after i study statistics want to maybe catch a movie?

-oh yeah thatd be so cool

can you tell the difference between cliques now? why yes, yes you can with carlsbad high school
by justsomekidfromcbad October 4, 2009
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carlsbad

Carlsbad is a city in northern San Diego County, California. It is 81% White. It has many luxurious homes and pristine beaches for surfing. Aviara is a nice area with a golf course.

Carlsbad is a family area with many retirees and a few professionals.

Cal State San Marcos is nearby and a growing institution. It is supplying North County's economy with many jobs and qualified young people.

Many people commute south on I-5 to work in San Diego.
"Carlsbad-A great family-oriented community!"
by skateNinvestNstocks July 14, 2007
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carlsbad

a town with a ton of nothing to do, filled with houses, a few shitty bars, and an airport for rich business types to fly to when they want to wipe their asses with money. the beaches always have losers on them with the occational looker who turns out to be a total retard which is a result of the poor education received at carlsbad high. stupid kids go and look for parties while their republican parents get drunk on over-priced alcohol to make up for their depressing corporate tool lives.
hey guys, there is nothing to do in Carlsbad, lets drive around in my SUV that mom and dad bought me so i can burn some gas.
by Armon September 28, 2005
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