when a female celebrity actually looks healthy and does not look like a freaking skeleton, so everybody thinks she's fat
I can't believe Whitney from America's Next Top Model is considered plus sized. She's totally being Kelly Clarksoned.
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his girlfriend Kat laughed her ass off
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The Trump lackey and disgraced journalist who spread the Big Lie about the 2020 Election, knowing it was a blatant falsehood. Fired my Fox News after costing them $787.5 Million in damages in the Dominion lawsuit of 2023.
That Mother-Tucker Carlson got what was coming to them for Spreading the Big Lie. Now he will have plenty of time to tan his minuscule testicles.
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by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018
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by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018
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