dead...dead as a cacaroach

a phrase used by a handsome mf named daniel and his cacaroach family. usually used to end a sentence or FACT

why would i do my homework when i can sleep?
got me dead...dead as a CACAROACH

by _.michelllleee on tiktok😙 November 22, 2020

dead as a cacaroach🤪

what @danielxocampo on tiktok says at every end of his videos

Pack it up Dora because when did we go exploring for new friends got me dead, dead as a cacaroach🤪🤪

by INSTA:dttm.i.hate.u November 12, 2020

catroaches

Felines that breed rapidly and over populate an area. Like cockroaches they are to many in one place.

The catroaches multiplied quickly and swarmed the house.

by jpg3 January 10, 2013

dead...dead as a cacaroach

Whenever Daniel has the slightest inconvenience happen in life he compares himself to a roach. Specifically a dead one that he renamed as, “cacaroach”. Love u bestie 😘😜

*flips camera around* *says the inconvenience* “I’m dead...dead as a cacaroach 😝”

by @sbreahn on tiktok😳 November 14, 2020

DEAD DEAD AS A CACAROACH

This is how Daniel Ocampo explains his emotions towards a certain subject. It could be anything honestly, it could be about the weather, best friends, something bad, or anything of that sort the man will say it.

"have you heard of Daniel" you got me dead dead as a cacaroach"

by nyaperks November 25, 2020

cacaroach

you got me dead 🤪 dead as a cocaroach alsoo follow @notdeadasacacaroach on tiktok 😁👍

I’m alive but I’m dead .. dead as a cacaroach

by ms girl 🥶🥶😁 November 13, 2020

corproach

Someone that has worked in a corporation for so long they have the ability to survive in a corporate environment using their acquired skills of manipulation, deception, kissing arse and being an all-round piece of shit. It is said that a cockroach would survive a nuclear holocaust. As such, the corporate roach survives the worst type of corp-shit.

Bill: How has Steve been here for 7 years? He's not even that good at his job.
Hitesh: He's a fucking corproach, mate.

by farafiro April 18, 2018