Careface

Careface is a statement which should be used to show a severe state of not caring. It should be said aloud and directly after a threatening stimulus comment (e.g. shown below).

The statement "careface" could also be accompanied by an actual 'care-face' which is a sarcastic sad face.

"I'm reporting you to the principal!"
-"CAREFACE!"

"I'm leaving you!"
-"CAREFACE!"

"You're under arrest!"
-"CAREFACE!"

"Son, I'm afraid your mother has died"
-"CAREFACE!"

"You have only days to live"
-"CAREFACE!"

etc. etc.

by workboots91 March 25, 2008

Carefaces

1. A state where you really don't care at all. It's allowed to add "the" as a prefix to move the superlative form over to ultimatesuperlative-form. Can also be mixed with the form carefacezz to control the degree of careface.
2. Plural of the word careface

"oh shitfuck, I forgot my keys"
-"carefacez"
"We forgot to buy cheese, and tacoshells!"
-"wheren't we going to eat tacos later on? Carefaces for me, I wanted pizza anyway"
"My bike got stolen, but I was just like -theeee careeefaceez"
"c'mon lets play football"
-"carefaces" (group replying)

by krissern January 27, 2009

careface

mostly used on the internet,

something you say to someone that want to shut the hell up; basically a stronger way of saying "I don't care"

12:06am <EeP> i cut my finger
12:06am <EeP> really badly
12:06am <EeP> :|
12:06am«@ excess-TeLP-iO» careface

by zak May 12, 2004

careface

used on the internet created in the gaming comunity.. means i dont care in a strong sarcastic way.

A> I got owned
B> careface

by dj_rodri_ss December 23, 2004

canface

An older hillbilly white trash woman with one tooth she can open cans with

Hey canface!! can u open my can of beans?

by You know u like it October 11, 2020

catfacery

The devious but non-harmful tricks played on other internet users or MMO players. Usually preformed by griefers or trolls, but sometimes by just people in good taste. More complex ones may be done by script kiddies.

(In a game of tf2)
Player 1: Why does our entire team consist of sandvich heavies?
Player 2: :3
Player 1: Enough of this catfacery.

(In Chatroulette)
*You see stranger's feed as a copy of yourself*
Stranger: :3
You: -_- *nexted*

by Noeda May 25, 2010

carbaceous

Adjective:
Containing many carbs; containing more carbs than one would prefer.

1. "It's 3 A.M., I could really go for something carbaceous right now,"

2. "Why is everything so damn carbaceous, fuck this low carb diet, fuck my life, fuck everything,"

by realanna August 30, 2013