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Caremondá

Literally "dick face"

The full phrase is "cara de mondá" where cara=face and mondá=dick (the accent over "á" indicates a stress at the end of the word; the stronger the stress and the wider you open your mouth, the greater the effect)

A curse used by the Caribbean people in Colombia. It has no real meaning whatsoever and, like almost all the curses in Colombian Caribbean, it is not insulting by itself but depending on the context and the tone used.
Friendly use:
Habla, caremondá (what's up, dick face)
Dile al caremondá ese que venga ya enseguida (tell that dick face to come now ASAP)

Insulting use:
¡Cuál es la malparida vaina tuya caremondá! (what's your fucking problem you dick face!)
¡Ven y dímelo en mi cara, CAREMONDÁ! (come and tell that to my face, DICK FACE!)
by La Solitaria January 6, 2011
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Carson coma

A person whose face and behavior make you think that they are either falling asleep or on some drug. The person is characterized by soft speech, half open eyes and an inability to hold up one's head. Behavior seen with presidential candidate Ben Carson.
After such a large lunch, I fell into a Carson coma during math class. The teacher kept calling on me because I looked like I was nodding off.
by joecoolthefool August 1, 2016
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carson ca

A city located between Compton , Gardena, Long Beach, Wilmington, and Harbor Gateway. Home to the Good Year Blimp, Stub Hub Center, California State University Dominguez Hills, and soon to be the Los Angeles NFL Stadium. Carson,CA is also known for having a large Samoan and Filipino population. Also known for the Original Polynesian blood gangs, that often feud with Mexican Gangs in the city.
You see a Samoan in a different city , ask if he lives or has family from Carson CA.
by Qwerty13 May 12, 2016
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Carejones

When a person cares about someone or something in a very badass manner. To do something nice against all odds. To use one's cojones in a positive, helpful and caring manner.
She just had the worst day of her life, and she still found the time to wish me happy birthday - that's some carejones!
by word burgler June 9, 2018
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Ken Carson

Person 1: who is Ken Carson?
Person 2: The man who saved my life
by del$$88 September 12, 2021
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carsonism

The belief and worship of Carson and his holy beliefs.
I believe in carsonism.
by Aress Carol Emjee August 20, 2018
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Carsonoma

In software development, carsonoma refers to a region of convoluted, dense, impossible to maintain, nonsensical code.

Like the carcinoma in medicine, a carsonoma has mutated from good code to become gross collection of malignancy that threatens the entire application. Like a cancerous tumor, this region often cannot be excised from the code without killing the patient. Synonyms: clusterfuck
Did you see the carsonoma in the discount offer page? There's no hope for fixing it.
by vinny the toadmaster March 16, 2011
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