Christmas card terms

When the only contact you have with someone is at Christmas, or another time of year when you send or receive cards.

Person 1: Hey John sent me a Christmas card
Person 2: What ever happened to him?
Person 1: I don't know i haven't heard from him since last time he sent me a card.
Person 2: Down to Christmas card terms then.

by RichUncleSkeleton June 17, 2009

credit card test

It is a test using a credit card, or any other plastic card. One takes the card and slides it down a girl's face to see how much foundation comes off.

Woah! That girl is such a cakeface, she totally fails the credit card test.

by somemoron August 5, 2007

card table

A sexual act involving two men playing cards on a woman's back whilst pummeling her from both ends.

"You fancy getting your wife involved in our little game this weekend. We'll use her as the card table again."

by Jiminy C July 7, 2007

Showing card tricks to a dog

Trying to a explain something that's very complex to someone that doesn't understand the basic fundamentals the thing you are explaining is based on.

I tried to explain it to him, but he kept asking the same non sequitur questions over and over. I felt like I was showing card tricks to a dog.

by Al Benedict November 14, 2010

Carn'tivore

a vegetarian who can't resist eating meat

Clare is such a Carn'tivore she had another bacon sandwich this morning and is still going on that Meat is Murder march on saturday

by twentydollar g string girl March 10, 2011

Cardi Thief

The official name for women, who openly admit to sexual abuse and theft with absolutely no repercussions. or to be robbed and drugged by a tinder date.

Did you hear about Mike? his date was a Cardi Thief, she even took his belt!!!!!

by !23 April 17, 2020

card trick

Similar to doggy-style. When the woman stays on hands and knees, and the man enters from behind also on his knees. The trick is, when the man is close to being finished, he deals the spermies on her back like a deck of cards on the table.

Tyler: "Can I show you a card trick?"
Sam: "YEAH!! Show me how you work your wand!"

by Ivanna Humpalot 3000 July 21, 2009