The Cardinal

The Cardinal is a majestic being. He is intangible, yet will take blow jobs from the most attractive of females. His title is riddled with irony as he is actually a bad-ass mother fucker and is often referred to as Cardinal Mad-Fuck. He has been known to take on the form of a Grizzly Bear at the week-ends so he can basically just wreck cunts.

Nick Cave based his songs "Stagger Lee" and "O'Malley's Bar" on The Cardinal.

The Cardinal hangs out at Club Trax. He wines and dines on only the finest food and drink (kebabs and barricks). He hangs with only the freshest niggas in the hood (The Hurricane, Spicey, Mr. Allen, The Young Fuck and co.). He has been known to indulge in a bit of recreational drug use and highly recommends Northern Lights weed.
I heard The Cardinal is gonna be here tonight...

That mad bastard? Get a pad-lock on your girl's minge, that boyo is always knee-deep in CLUNGE
by KneeDeep September 08, 2010
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cardinalism

Card·in·al·ism : noun
The knowledge and belief that it is good to begin well, but better to end well.
Remembering the pitfalls due to his arrogance of the past, he remembers to pace himself and allow cardinalism be his guide.
by Bluborn November 18, 2010
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cardinal

Nickname of sports teams at Leland Stanfurd Junior University. Named after the color, hence teams are called "the cardinal" as opposed to "the Cardinals" The name was chosen due to a lack of creativity on campus after the "Indians" name was terminated due to political correctness.
Person 1: What's your favorite college football team?

Stanfurd Fan: The cardinal

Person 1: I asked for your favorite college football team, not your favorite color...
by StanfordJonah November 10, 2009
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cardinaled

verb. To be on the brink of victory, having overcoming overwhelming odds, then have someone come along and take it from you.
The Cardinals came so close in Superbowl XLIII, but cardinaled it in the final minutes.
by LV_Spiff February 03, 2009
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Cardin

Cardin is a smart, cute , and all around valid person to be around. He is funny and will do anything for the people he cares about.
Cardin Just bought me flowers awwwe
by Cardin November 23, 2021
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cardinal

1. to fail by mythic porportions
2. to colapse when in the spotlight
3. to lose like no one else can
4. to fail continusously over a long period of time
5. to snatch gut wrenching, heart stomping defeat from the jaws of victory
6. to choke
I can't believe that the lead actor forgot all of his lines in the play

I'm not surprised he cardinals everytime he's in the spotlight
by Paul S. W. October 19, 2006
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cardinal

a sadist cunt who is obsessed with all people named becky.
"Hello, my cardinal friend!"
by 9988bex February 14, 2019
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