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Carbuncle

The act of when a homosapian has digested said amounts of nourishments and needs to unpleasantly/forcefully relieve him or herself via the anal cavity.

Generally the creation of a carbuncle occurs when the stomach is aided by numerous amounts of alcoholic beverages, forcing the conclusion to be highly stagnant and unpleasant to pass.
Ohhhh man, I've just taken an hour long carbuncle. The glossy cushiony paper which I used to wipe away my sins where also conveyed in a rouge coloured liquid.

::2 hours later a friend turns up::

Friend :: Fuck me !!!! It's smells like chernobly in here !!!

Me :: Nah it's just the carbuncle I pushed out 2 hours ago

Friend :: Oh..... Fuck.....Well that's what I came over to do :/ I even bought you pack of toilet roll
by Carbuncaru December 7, 2015
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Carbunkles

Little chunks of debris, usually found around or near the butthole, caught in the hair. Comprised of fecal matter, toliet paper, lint etc.

A side effect of improper hygiene.
Cheap toliet paper will result in Carbunkles.

"She would've tossed my salad, if it weren't for these darn curbunkles!"
by Neck February 28, 2008
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crunkled

combination of crap, funk and haggled. when something is just all messed up. nothing's really cool about the situation. crunkity.
My back is just sore as hell, it's all crunkled up.

Look at all that laundry I have to fold. That shit's crunkled.

That chick is crunkled.
by boobaliboo July 5, 2010
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Carbuncle

A small white corral growth on the sphincter.
The proctologist cautiously removed Andre's vicious carbuncle.
by Drgonzo November 18, 2003
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Carfunkle

The term used to describe the act of funkle, funkling (canoodling) in a car.
Guy #1: dude I totally carfunkled last night!

Guy #2: oh so you mean you had sex in the car with a female acquaintance?

Guy #1: no..I did not have car sex. I carfunkled with a girl.

Guy #2: what the f*** does that mean bro?

Guy #1: just look it up on Urban Dictionary
by Hindijew February 22, 2018
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monstrous carbuncle

A hideous waste of public money, often on a meaningless edifice of British national pride, probably built by a German contractor.

Comedy Pyramid
That new German-built monument of British pride is a monstrous carbuncle...
by TheIan October 22, 2003
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carbuncle

A rabbit-like Creature from the infamus final fantasy series. Carbuncle uses a jewel on its head to cast reflect
Damn, carbuncle I didnt know you could do that!?
by Scott Squires August 17, 2006
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