The act of when a homosapian has digested said amounts of nourishments and needs to unpleasantly/forcefully relieve him or herself via the anal cavity.
Generally the creation of a carbuncle occurs when the stomach is aided by numerous amounts of alcoholic beverages, forcing the conclusion to be highly stagnant and unpleasant to pass.
Generally the creation of a carbuncle occurs when the stomach is aided by numerous amounts of alcoholic beverages, forcing the conclusion to be highly stagnant and unpleasant to pass.
Ohhhh man, I've just taken an hour long carbuncle. The glossy cushiony paper which I used to wipe away my sins where also conveyed in a rouge coloured liquid.
::2 hours later a friend turns up::
Friend :: Fuck me !!!! It's smells like chernobly in here !!!
Me :: Nah it's just the carbuncle I pushed out 2 hours ago
Friend :: Oh..... Fuck.....Well that's what I came over to do :/ I even bought you pack of toilet roll
::2 hours later a friend turns up::
Friend :: Fuck me !!!! It's smells like chernobly in here !!!
Me :: Nah it's just the carbuncle I pushed out 2 hours ago
Friend :: Oh..... Fuck.....Well that's what I came over to do :/ I even bought you pack of toilet roll
by Carbuncaru December 7, 2015
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A side effect of improper hygiene.
A side effect of improper hygiene.
Cheap toliet paper will result in Carbunkles.
"She would've tossed my salad, if it weren't for these darn curbunkles!"
"She would've tossed my salad, if it weren't for these darn curbunkles!"
by Neck February 28, 2008
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combination of crap, funk and haggled. when something is just all messed up. nothing's really cool about the situation. crunkity.
My back is just sore as hell, it's all crunkled up.
Look at all that laundry I have to fold. That shit's crunkled.
That chick is crunkled.
Look at all that laundry I have to fold. That shit's crunkled.
That chick is crunkled.
by boobaliboo July 5, 2010
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Get the Carbuncle mug.Guy #1: dude I totally carfunkled last night!
Guy #2: oh so you mean you had sex in the car with a female acquaintance?
Guy #1: no..I did not have car sex. I carfunkled with a girl.
Guy #2: what the f*** does that mean bro?
Guy #1: just look it up on Urban Dictionary
Guy #2: oh so you mean you had sex in the car with a female acquaintance?
Guy #1: no..I did not have car sex. I carfunkled with a girl.
Guy #2: what the f*** does that mean bro?
Guy #1: just look it up on Urban Dictionary
by Hindijew February 22, 2018
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by TheIan October 22, 2003
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by Scott Squires August 17, 2006
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