Carduned

The art of blatantly stealing someones kill in Call of Duty.

Bro, you just carduned me.

Man I just got carduned.

by DotHaze January 8, 2012

Carburetor

A type of device used in engines to meter (regulate) fuel flow into an airstream by the way of a metering valve, an emulsion tube (main nozzle), and a venturi.

Hey Joe, do you know where I can get an adjustable 4-barrel carburetor for my '67 Chevelle? It's got an old Holley 2-barrel, but it needs more power.

by Carburetor1963 July 7, 2018

carmune

A cars own immune system. A cars ability to fix itself without any assistance.

When a car breaks down and is towed to a garage for service, the mechanic informs the owner that there is nothing wrong with the car and it is running perfectly. The car essentially fixed itself with it's carmune system.

by Wendy November 15, 2004

Carbument

When people argue about Carbonated substance names or tastes.

Ex 1: Jim and Mark argue about Dr. Pepper and Mountain Dew, which one tasting better, until Mark bashes Jim's head in and yells "EXTREME" as he drinks his dew. Then they turn off the Xbox and go to their mommies. Then they resume their Carbument.

Ex 2: Jim and Mark argue about whether Soda or Pop is the correct term for cola until Mark bashes Jim's head in and gets put to death since he's in Texas which is in the area people say soda.

by OneWhoHatesBloodinHisMouth November 11, 2009

Carbunkle

A spark plug sized turd similar to a dingleberry that hangs off of a dog's ass in the winter while piching a loaf in the freezing cold.

It's freezing out. I hope Rover doesn't get a carbunkle after he takes his shit.

by kidlou December 25, 2010

carbuncle

Carbuncle references a random text box seen in Game Grumps episode number two of Sonic Shuffle saying “The Carbuncle ate itself.” This notification was completely unrelated to what was happening in the game and only interrupted the conversation Danny and Arin were having. The phrase has since become a running joke and reference within the fanbase.

Therefore, a “carbuncle” is a person who interrupts or contributes nothing of value, interest, or importance to a conversation.

“Kristen, could you quit being a carbuncle?”

“Jax is such a carbuncle.”

by Scha-wangus October 23, 2020

carburetor

The rush hole of a pipe or bong.

When I took my finger off the carburetor I sucked in so much smoke that I coughed.

by Michael Goodrich December 6, 2006