captcha 

to shoot at in cold blood

I know I captcha, man, but that was a long time ago.

captcha by The45er April 18, 2006

CAPTCHA 

The Turing test that makes humanity question if they really are human, or just part of a simulation in which we are trying to convince ourselves if we are real.

"I hate CAPTCHA."
"Maybe being a robot is a good idea, I can't do CAPTCHA's anyway.

CAPTCHA by only9percentleft February 3, 2023

Captcha Hell 

When you're stuck in a endless loop of Captcha image match whether it be constantly getting the Captcha wrong or where you get it right but the images keep shuffling wanting you to complete more.

I would have posted on the forum sooner but I was stuck in Captcha Hell for 5 minutes.

Captcha Hell by Madam Fortune October 5, 2020

CAPTCHA CODE 

A type of challenge-response test used by savvy women to ensure that the responses they get from potential mates are not generated by one-night-standers and bullshitters who would say and promise anything ludicrous (obviously absurd) to get some friction (intercourse).
(Completely Automated Partner Test To Tell Cocks and Humans Apart — CAPTCHA.)
The code tells potential steady partners from shitty lays automatically apart.

X: "But Mary, why you date wall-streeters?"
Y: "No fuss darling, in three minutes into the Captcha Code and I can tell if the catch is long-term relationship material."

CAPTCHA CODE by rperazag June 22, 2010

Captcha Hell 

Captcha Hell, where you are stuck in an endless loop of matching Captcha images due to getting them wrong despite clearly clicking all traffic signals. Having to constantly refresh because it gives you a wrong image, or having to match more despite getting them correct because fuck you.

Sorry, I would have commented sooner but was stuck in the forums Captcha Hell for 5 minutes.

Captcha Hell by Madam Fortune October 5, 2020

captcha vision 

When a person's eyesight, or perception of what they see, is so totally distorted (like the captcha codes you must enter on certain websites), they have "captcha vision."

A: Dude, what a dog you were making out with last night!
B: Oh was she? I had way too much to drink.
A: No. I mean it was a dog. It think it was a spaniel.
B: Shit! My worst case of captcha vision ever!

captcha vision by shopping_w/Satan July 8, 2009

captcha coincidence 

(n.) - When the two words you type in to a CAPTCHA anti-SPAM window -- in order to let the comment section know that you are not an auto-spammer -- have an amazingly real or ironic connection to the theme of the topic you were commenting on.

"Wow, what a coincidence! I was posting a comment about Rush Limbaugh on a website, and I had to type in two words to get past the CAPTCHA anti-SPAM system and the two words the system gave me were were 'connection' and 'hellish'. What an amazing captcha coincidence, huh!"

-- overheard at a watercooler in an office complex in Mountain View, California

captcha coincidence by PRwiz101 October 13, 2009