Captain Hook

A drink consisting of:

2 shots Captain Morgain Spiced Rum
Natural Light (or other light beer)
Lemonade

Pour shots into glass first, then fill halfway with Natty, then fill the rest with lemonade.

Dude, those Captain Hooks last night were crazy delicious!

by LU stoners February 12, 2012

captain hook

someone whos dick is formed in a hook shape.

GRL 1:holy shit did you see jake cohens pee pee?
BOY 1: yeah man he has a captain hook!

by jakeisgay May 5, 2004

National expose Captain Hook Day

A day where you can expose the pictures of an ex cast mate who looked ridiculous playing Captain Hook in Peter Pan jr.

I cant wait for National expose Captain Hook Day so i can expose andrew.

by rkamali07 May 3, 2020

captain hook

The evil one handed pirate in Peter Pan. He lost his hand to a crocodile while he was holding a clock. The crocodile still stalks him to this very day.

Capatian Hook sir! It's that crocodile again!
Get him away from me!

by chozoelder July 7, 2004

Captain Hook

A penis bent either to the left or right. Normally is not a slight bend but a curve. Almost always an undesirable trait.

Holy crap, James has a captain hook!

by Stanli April 18, 2006

Captain Hook

Noun
When you you give a girl dick and she keeps coming back for more and more. Hence your dick is shaped like a hook.

Randy: They call me Captain Hook...
Brandon: What?
Randy: My dick is shaped like a hook..
Brandon: (Laughs) What?
Randy: Cuz them bitches keep coming back.

by Randy Rocket March 29, 2009

CaptainHowdy

Cpt.Howdy, Howdy ,The Captain, Capt.Howdy

A highly Respected Member on RottenEggs.com, The Original Founder Of "The RottenEggs Mafia" that group later changed to "The RottenEggs Mafia - Reloaded" and now lives in memorys of many members.

CaptainHowdy just PWNED that noob
Howdy^^^LMAO

by Uber Leet Uknown Fairy Boots November 6, 2005