The act of cumming in a girls eye/face after getting head. Much like a capri sun would squirt you in the face after being stabbed by the straw.
Johnny: Hey bro what did you do last night?
Tom: I capri sunned my girl and after she ran out crying I watched the new episode of lost.
Tom: I capri sunned my girl and after she ran out crying I watched the new episode of lost.
by Newton732 November 16, 2008
A sexual manuever coined by comedian Ben Hague at a college orientation in 2013.
Like the difficulty of pushing the straw in the hole provided in Capri Sun juice pouches, guys sometimes have difficulty finding the correct hole when having sex with a girl. In this situation like with a difficult Capri Sun, guys give up and just shove it in the back.
Like the difficulty of pushing the straw in the hole provided in Capri Sun juice pouches, guys sometimes have difficulty finding the correct hole when having sex with a girl. In this situation like with a difficult Capri Sun, guys give up and just shove it in the back.
by ayeyoitstimefortheromeoshow June 24, 2013
What all of the FIFA soccer players get to drink after they get carted off the field on a stretcher for a hang nail. After they wipe their tears away, they'll enter the game in tip top shape on the very next play. Thanks to their capri-sun.
by Walter Johnston August 02, 2006
The act of putting a custom "KRAZY Straw" into someones anus in order to suck out the contents. (Krazy Straws are custom plastic straw with a persons' name. Preferably the person having their ass capri-sunned).
"Cheyenne will never go near that ass, but get her drunk enough and she might be down for a capri-sunning"
by FunnyBunny98701 March 24, 2019
by JohnRead1234567890 August 12, 2012
by BBC Steve Harvey 69 April 16, 2020
Peter: "Yo, so what did you think of that girl Shannon last night?"
Brandon: "She was shaped like a capri sun. You know those girls got benefits."
Brandon: "She was shaped like a capri sun. You know those girls got benefits."
by ohhyesidid October 19, 2011