Jessica Capshaw

She's a marmade who left the fairytailes, an amazing, flawless, beautiful angel sent from heaven who is also a sex god.

One minute she is cute as a button, the next, she is supermegafoxyawesomehot.

Her existence proves that God does indeed exist, and he is one bad ass mo' fuckah.

She has the most super magic smile in the whole word and she should win a million awards for her insane talents.

She is a life ruiner and If you believe that perfection doesn't exist you should think about Jessica Capshaw.

She makes straight girls go gay and gay men go straight.
She also makes Ovaries explode and then you wanna have her babies.

Lea: Who's that blonde hottie on Grey's Anatomy?
Emma: Jessica Capshaw of course!

by Ttte123 October 16, 2011

capistry

(noun) the artistry of lying or telling a lie (capping or talking cap)

Tom: "Donald Trump built his whole 2016 campaign over convincing people of his lies. He is a master of capistry."

by realandre November 5, 2021

Irlam and Cadishead academy

ICA is a shit school full of shit teachers. Everyone hates that fucking place and the head teachers an alcoholic

Fuck that I’m never going back to irlam and cadishead academy

by H8school332 November 13, 2019

capisci

Understood?

Don't touch my sister again or I'll hack you to pieces! Capisci?

by harwons January 16, 2009

Capiche

Do you understand?

by Alec October 19, 2003

Capisce

Capisce (pronounced cah-PEESH) is an Italian word that is used in American slang to say "got it" or "understand." The correct word in Italian would be capisci (pronounced cah-PEE-shee) to address the second person informally, a.k.a. you. Capisce, in Italian, is used only to address the second person formally (like when speaking to an elder or someone you don't know) or to express that a third person (he, she, it) understands. The correct Italian pronunciation of capisce is cah-PEE-shay.

To say I understand is capisco (cah-PEE-sko).

You better get outta my house before I break your face, capisce? Yeah, capisco.

by L_B May 12, 2007

calish

This word is used to exlpain when something is not a good thing, an object a poem whatever..

Punk guy 1: this stupid guitar doesn't work at all..
Punk guy 2: Yeah it's fu&k/n6 calish...

by some someone August 9, 2006