Confished

To be very confused, have no absolute idea of what is going on. Become clueless.

That confished me.

by QuiteFineI'dSay May 28, 2017

catfished

having a relationship of any sort with someone on social media that isn't who they say they are, by using someone else pictures or living a totally different lifestyle than what they told you.

man, she catfished me

by trill_out May 19, 2014

capishe

its an old word meaning "do you understand?", used by Italian mobsters.

And whoever thinks its an old school gangsta term is fucking retarded.

Ok Salvatore, I want Jimmy wacked. Leave him in a dumpster, so the garbagemen have a little surprise, capishe?

by Vincent February 17, 2004

Checkout Catfished

When you get behind someone with few groceries in line and someone else comes along and says "I'm with them" and piles a bunch more groceries on. You saw a glimpse of one shopper, but what you got once you were in line was something entirely different.

"Aww man, that lady just jumped in with a whole other cart"
" Checkout Catfished ..."
"Yup"

by bobbyoldschool August 27, 2013

Catfisted

Being deceived about a persons identity online (as in catfished) except that instead of being motivated by romantic interest or sexual desire, the deceiving party is a harsh critic or hater with a vendetta.

"Kaki King is a brilliant guitarist but for some reason, she keeps getting Catfisted on YouTube by some hater with multiple fake profiles!"

by N8, Ideal, Duke Hollister August 13, 2014

mapfished

When you match on a dating app only to find out they live elsewhere.

“I matched with him on Bumble but he’s just visiting and lives in another state! I’ve been mapfished!”

by SuzC February 8, 2020

Master Catfisher

One who can can convince girls from tinder he is real even when she asks for other social media profiles for verification. If one can fool a girl through Snapchat he is an absolute master catfisher. The goal of every master catfisher is to get nudes and build a robust spank bank.

She asked for my snap...thank God I'm a master catfisher. I'ma see them tits

by jefeslifelesson August 2, 2017