caucasianormative

The presumption (often subconscious) that a person is white by default.

Alice: Can you hand me the skin colored crayon?
Bob: Skin colored? What is this, 1955? Which skin color? Do you mean goddamn apricot? How caucasianormative!

by !xois July 26, 2016

Caucasiaphile

Men (or women) of Asian or African origin who show particular sexual interest in white women (or men).

He's always chasing white girls, one over the white man I suppose, such a caucasiaphile.

by Gash-master March 14, 2011

Cauasian

The term used to label someone who is biracial, their ethnicities being Caucasian and Asian.

My ethnicty is Cauasian

by amarie992 August 17, 2014

Caucasian Cove

Caucasian Cove is when all the white kids in school sit together in the cafeteria or other various classes

“I wanted to go to the vending machine but it was way too close to the Caucasian Cove.”

by Cindy Harcum November 2, 2018

Caucfasian

A Caucasian who is often mistaken for an Asian. Caucasian/Fake Asian.

Marissa: Hey, do you think Rachel Bilson is Asian?

Seth: No, she's Caucfasian. A lot of people think she's Asian, but she's actually white.

Marissa: No way!

by gaily13 July 23, 2010

Caucasia

Apparently, my homeland.

"Mommy, where do Norwegians come from?"
"Norwegia."
"And Canadians?"
"Canadia."
"What about Caucasians?"
"Caucasia. Shut up."

by Homeless Caucasian May 13, 2005

Caucasian Blindfold

A sexual act preformed by two people. (M+F or M+M). To perform this act, participants must be in the 69 position and the male, (on top), rests their testicles on the bottom participants eyes.

Wife: How was work today, Honey?

Husband: I was at the water cooler with Mark from Payroll. He was telling me about giving his Wife a Caucasian Blindfold.

Wife: Caucasian Blindfold?

Husband: Yeah. I guess you just rest your balls on someones eyes in a 69 position.

Wife: That sounds nice. Let's try that out.

by dr85 November 7, 2011