Crapanese

A hogdepodge of incoherently uttered Asian brand names spewed desperately in one of the following situations:

1) When one claims to speak Japanese and finally gets challenged to do it, although he/she cannot in reality
2) When one is "meeting the parents" of a mad hot Asian chick and gets overly cocky by initiating a conversation with the two words of Korean/Mandarin that he knows and is forced to continue
3) When one stumbles out of a Tokyo brothel upon losing his V-card and needs to voice his unfettered bliss

"So, Tom, you said you speak Japanese! Prove it!"
"...ehhh...Kawasaki...Toyota...Mitsubishi...HONDA!"

"So, you dating my daughter, huh? You better speak some Mandarin!"
"...Maruchan?"

"Dude, you totally lost it to that one hooker back there! You should have seen the look in your eyes!"
"YOKOHAMA! SUZUKI! HIBACHI SZECHUAN KIMCHEE NOODLE!"

All of the above are valid, real-life instances of the Crapanese tongue in action. May result in utter humiliation, castration, or arrest.

by Dark_Romanov January 25, 2011

Chapanese

A person of Chinese and Japanese heritage.

His mother is Japanese and his father's Chinese, so that makes him Chapanese.

by Ren Ichichou February 3, 2004

Chapanese

A British subculture of people who purposefully lick their lips with the intent to chap them. The Chapanese typically wear only tracksuit bottoms (no underwear or other items of clothing). Their main mode of transport is Lambretta scooters which are too small causing them to arch their backs as they ride.

When attending raves the Chapanese can often be seen doing their famous tongue dance where by they lick their lips in different motions to create complex dance routines. Many of the more famous Chapanese have their own signature moves and routines.

Often shortened to "Chap"

Guy 1:
"Did you see that Chapanese fella?"
Guy 2:
"Yeah, cool as he was, must hurt not using Vaseline."

by Gold5 January 8, 2014

crapanese

Fake Japanese or Wannabe Japanese. See Wapanese and Blapanese.

Go back to Crapan.

by B-Drac October 28, 2003

Chapanese

A Chinese person who thinks they are Japanese.

that guys so chapanese he's considering having his blood changed over..

by Anonymous October 26, 2003

Baka (Japaneese)

Used mostly in online games, reffering a person who has performed or said a stupid or wrong thing. Also used to taunt noobs and newbs.
the word "Baka" in Japaneese simpley means "Stupid".

Question: How do I turn on the computer?
Response: Ha ha! What a baka!

by Sinobi Duck August 28, 2005

chapanese

An Asian person who has very chaped lips

john:yo dude look at that chapanese guy over there
bill:dang thats a bad one

by largbunny October 10, 2016