Cantoning

To utterly and totally destroy the punchline of a joke so as to make it completely devoid of any sort of humerous value. Often, the act of CantonING (the verb form) is funny, because the person who catoned the joke often is not aware they have done so.

This term comes from the town of Canton in Central Illinois where people have a tendancy, due to life in such a provincial area, to miss high-brow humor and explain simple jokes with what they see as...jokes.

"He totally Cantoned that joke."

Example of Cantoning:
person "A": "This room smells like 15 kinds of ass."
person "B": "Yeah, almost like 20 kinds of ass!"

Example 2:

Person "A": "What's green and flies?"
Person "B": "Superpickle!"
*laughter ensues*
Canton person: "Yeah, hahaha, or super green bell pepper."
*everyone pauses and stares, looking awkwardly at one another*
Canton person: "Sorry, I work at Hy-Vee."

Cantoning by Matthew & David Richard July 23, 2004

Cantorna

A large family that is loud, stuborn, and fight often. Though they posses those characteristics they are beautiful, and intelligent.

Wow...did you hear those cantornas!

Cantorna by soccerluvver4 February 28, 2009

Schwabing Canaring Garber 

1.To be aweless, relentless, dauntless, valiant, and audacious.
2.Also means that you're "sick wit itt" and throw mad variations into it.
3.Also, can consist of a group of three people: Schwaber, Canarer, Garber.

Three guys (random names) are schwabing canaring garber's. And if you ain't shitting then get off the pot...

Schwabing Canaring Garber by Dwangerrr July 11, 2011

Canoeing 

When only one side of the joint burns down, this happens when the hash lies at one angle of the spliff.

As above

Canoeing by t1dylad January 15, 2004

Hooters is catering 

A generic reason to do anything, or get someone to come to a boring event.

I know funerals are depressing but look on the bright side, Hooters is catering.

Hooters is catering by Nathan Burns September 18, 2006

Reverse Censoring 

The incredibly knew phenomenon which incorporates taking a perfectly normal song and "swearing out" a large portion of the "normal words." *Note, the song doesn't have to make sense afterwords.

e.g. An example of reverse censoring of a line from Lil Wayne's "She Will"

"Do it for the realest niggas in the fucking game right now, she will" --> "Do it for the fucking fuck fuck in the fucking shit bitch fuck, she will."

Reverse Censoring by LyricSwagg October 4, 2011

Eric Connoring 

The action of absolutely getting no pussy and not having friends. Many times while Eric Connoring, one is stuck in a state of being a fucking isolated faggot that loves perorming weird sexual acts to ones self.

I'm getting kind of worried… I've been Eric Connoring a lot lately

Eric Connoring by Otterotterfartshit6969 May 23, 2016