man canyon

Man Canyon- (man can-yin) (n) A crevice or canyon (such as the Grand Canyon) in a male specimen

Russel bought a clean roll of toilet paper to keep his man canyon tidy

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Holy Moly Judy, that man canyon is deep!

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DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAamn, that man canyon is a one hairy jawn!

by Alex Jacobs and Zach Bowden August 26, 2007

blood engorged mayonnaise cannon

(n) Penis; male mammal reproduction organ, also used to expell urine.

He was thumping his blood engorged mayonaise cannon for the majority of the night.

by Meach January 9, 2005

Man-Cannon

a huge mans penis

1.I have a huge man-cannon
2.she has a big man-cannon in her hand
3.OMG Look at his man-cannon

by urbanbastard June 10, 2009

canon mac hs

A ghetto ass school where the students are actually the shit unlike pths. When walking through the halls, roasting and crying can be heard at all times. Here, the girls are like big macs... Greasy af and only cost a dollar. Fights are often and always start because of pregnancy, STDs , or yogurt. We all obviously have vodka in our school water bottles so we must all go without and be dehydrated 24\7. Canon Mac highschool is located in the middle of Hoetown.

A synonym for Canon Mac hs is Heroine High.

by -xx1234 May 23, 2016

Maltese Mud Cannon

A sexual practice involving usually two males, one male shoves a battery in and our of his japs eye a few times then begins to masterbate, the second takes a shit into the first guys engorged uretha. the first man continues to masterbate and jizzes out shitty man semen into the mouth of the first

Edward: Yo ek you horny?

Ek: I kinda really need a shit

Edward: Im so horny, hows about a Maltese Mud Cannon

Ek: Oh my god, that is almost the best idea ever, im desperate to slurp up the slippery shit

by Reverend Pope May 27, 2010

Magnetic Accelerator Cannon (MAC)

A large railgun type weapon frequently used in the Halo universe. Sizes vary, from a handheld one shot anti-personnel weapon, to the main weapon of most of the frigates, destroyers, cruisers, etc (e.g UNSC Pillar of Autuum) to the largest, most powerful type, the "Super MAC", a massive railgun mounted on a space station capable of firing its projectiles at speeds close to 4% the speed of light. (e.g. Cairo Station, Halo 2). Said projectiles are made from extremely dense metals, such as depleted uranium, and despite the disadvantage of having to charge the weapon for every shot, the sheer kinetic impact velocity of these projects can do extreme damage to most targets.

“That Magnetic Accelerator Cannon (MAC) gun can put a round clean through a Covenant Capital Ship" - Sergeant Major Johnson describing the sheer firepower of Cairo Station to the Master Chief John-117.

by Breaking_Bad_RV January 10, 2015

man cannon

1. A device in Halo used to launch people over large distances, often used in Forge.

2. A penis

1. "Did you see that?! I just sniped that guy while he was being launched across the map by the man cannon!"

2. "Why don't you come over here and check out my man cannon?"

by Mistrissyuki October 9, 2008