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dick canopy

1. A slang term referring to an enlarged foreskin that can be used to protect things from the sun.

2. An alternate name for a banana hammock (literally a canopy for the dick), or any covering for the penis.

3. A derogatory term for someone who sucks so much dick that they act like a canopy, when this person finally comes back up for air the penis has a tan line.
1. Jill: "Did you see the dick canopy on that guy?"
Jane: "Yeah it could fix the hole in the ozone layer."

2. "Eww, that guys dick canopy makes his junk look like a fruit bowl."

3. TOB: "Man that chicks a fucking dick canopy."
Mat: "Yeah, shes a real jizz lizard."
by Thomas O'Brien (TOB) April 10, 2008
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heavenly canopy

The heavenly canopy has now turned clear after a spate of cold weather for so many days.
by uttam maharjan January 4, 2012
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cock canopy

A fat stomach that overhangs your genitals.
Bill hasn't seen his balls in years as the view is blocked by his cock canopy.
by Lee Thargic May 17, 2020
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Custom Made Canopy (COC)

Used by white 21-39-year-old DIY Blokes who have strived in life to build a canopy for the back of their 4x4 (Must be a Hilux or Ranger). Construction must be of aluminum and consist of over-the-top engineering which is sure to be useless in its first engagement with an Australian 4x4 Track. Bonus points if the vehicle is on stock suspension but the canopy has cost 20k+ and their multiple relationships to build.
"That Bloke Conrad, he loves to build his canopy but he is a bit of a Custom Made Canopy (COC) man"
"I have a custom-made canopy. No way I was paying a professional to do something I could do in 12-18 Months. No my wife didn't leave me, I left her"
"Yes my 5-month-old died from starvation, but I was working on my canopy the whole week"
by 12HT4Lyfe October 31, 2023
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carseat canopy

When a girl is giving you head in the car while driving and right before you climax you pull her shirt over her head to force her to swallow your load.
Becky didn’t appreciate the carseat canopy that I gave her in the back of her family’s van.
by BigBennyBoy September 25, 2019
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Panty Canopy

the phenomenon among thin women of the fronts of their panties not touching their lower abdomens. This phenomenon is best achieved when the woman is lying on her back. The front of the panty is held up and away from her concave lower abdomen by her hip bones and the bulge of her vulva/pubic mound. Panty canopies are considered attractive by many not only because they demonstrate the thinness of the woman but, when viewed from the proper angle, provide a view of the top of the woman's vulva/pubic mound. (See also panty bridge, which is a subset of the panty canopy.)
That model is showing off how thin she is by lying down, sucking in her already tiny abdomen, and creating a panty canopy so deep that a train could drive under it.
by wouldaben December 16, 2010
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Hand-job Canopy

A Hand-job Canopy is a blind that covers your raging boner that your Hand-job Squire uses to keep you from seeing what he's doing to your dick while he's jacking you off.
I used a Hand-job Canopy on Matt last night -- he loved it -- he kept saying "Whatever you're doing, don't stop! It feels sooo...good!
by USAF Cadet July 26, 2021
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