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Canning Peaches

A slang term for sexual intercourse. It comes from the action of sticking a penis in a vagina or asshole, which is similar to putting peaches and syrup into cans.
Man 1: Me and my girlfriend's grandma were "canning peaches" last night!

Man 2: Really?? Well while you were doing that last night, I was "canning peaches" with your mom!
by Eziquio C. December 15, 2014
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Ass Canning

v. Anal sex. The act of inserting male genitalia into the anus of a female or male in order to orgasm.
Johnny inserted his penis into Jill's anus over and over again until spewing a load of cum. Johnny was ass canning Jill.
by St0rmshadow May 19, 2008
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soggy cannoli

Bob got excited and gave her a soggy cannoli
by Double DD 1 October 28, 2013
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Left-handed cannoli

A sexual act in which a male receives manual stimulation (i.e. handjob) in the inside seat of a booth in an Italian restaurant while the performer of the act continues to eat.
I went for the spaghetti, but I stayed for the left-handed cannoli.
by Charizard Queen August 19, 2014
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cunnalinguist

Able to send her to heaven in a matter of seconds, John was a true cunnalinguist in the bedroom.
by TJ Johnson January 6, 2008
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channeling aliens

A lighthearted and subtly derisive expression used to point out a sudden and profound shift in a person’s behavior, when someone does something entirely out of character.
Suddenly, after a lifetime of being late to everything, I found myself arriving solidly fifteen minutes early to all of my appointments, so I began to imagine I may be just one of the many folks who are channeling aliens!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 12, 2021
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Carnilingus

(1)Going down on a girl while she's driving a car.

(2)The female version of road head.
I thought the officer would think it was awesome that she crashed the car while I was giving her Carnilingus, and he would just let us off the hook. He didn't. Still, she said it was totally worth it.
by A friend of the internets April 18, 2009
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