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Condiments

noun
plural noun: condiments

a substance such as salt, ketchup, or butter that is used to add flavor to food.
“Hey bro lemmie get some butter I’m hungry for some condiments”

“Shure bro”

*passes butter*

“Bro, this is salted butter”

Sorry bro, lemme help”
*pisses on butter*

Thanks bro
*bites into butter*
*starts crying*

“Why are you crying bro?”

“This it the best butter I’ve ever eaten...”

“Bro...”
by Peen69-420 March 21, 2019
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Condiments

noun
plural noun: condiments

a substance such as salt, ketchup or butter that is used to add flavor to food.
“Bro lemmie hit those condiments”

“Ok bro, here’s some butter”
*hands over butter*

Thanks bro
*smokes butter*
“This is hard stuff...”
*dies*

“Bro?”
“Bro!”
“You dropped your butter!”
*hits butter*
*dies*
by Peen69-420 March 21, 2019
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sleeping condiments

Anything that you need in bed to sleep with someone, particularly birth control, especially condoms.
Hey, we need to get our sleeping condiments ready for our big night in bed.
by Tipsy Flipsy July 10, 2017
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life condiments

/līf ˈkändəm(ə)nts/

life con•di•ments

Definition: psychotropic drugs that are used sparingly
Friendly reminder that drugs don't have to be your whole life. They're best when you treat them as life condiments.
by TheTallestPsychonaut November 17, 2023
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