catatonic

One who has smoked to much marijuana and is beyond the highest point ever reached in (he/she)'s marijuana experienced.

The highest point that can be reached when smoking marijuana.

Forrest - Dude, Dave was Catatonic last night
John - I Know! he was on his ass.

by DJ_MaTRIX September 4, 2008

Catatonic

A medicine that makes you act like a cat

She meowed loudly after one dosage of catatonic

by kiera_the_cat December 4, 2021

catatonic

Catatonia is the catatonic state of a person who has been admitted to the "Zone" when staring into space for a very very very very long time. Not a pleasant thing to experience cos the lights on but nobody's home.

Im out of my mind, please leave a message... i must be catatonic

by kkchaz November 12, 2010

Catatonic

1: excitement, or excessive movement, is associated with extreme behavior directed toward oneself or others.

2: slang for a girl that gets hit on often because of her striking presence, energy, and swagger. When she enters a room, her ebullience is immediately felt. She attracts all genders; enjoys concubine rice. If she chooses to date you, you are deemed a lucky person.

ldub: I met this beeze the other night at a bar.

Sunshine: Oh yeah, what she like??

ldub: She's hot as hell, so damn catatonic. I'll be lucky if she call me.

by kittysbeeze June 16, 2010

Cannabolic

Someone who smokes so much they can be considered addicted to weed.

Etymology:

"Canna-" (relating to marijuana as in cannabis, cannabutter, cannabinoids, etc.)

+

"-holic" (being addicted to, as in Alcoholic, Workaholic, etc.)

"Dude did Mike just show up to class high again?"

"Yeah man, he's a cannabolic."

by Kurchak September 25, 2014

Cuntatonic

The mental state of any person who accepts all PC diktats without question, attempts by any means to rewrite the past to prove their ideology is correct and those who do not agree are beyond the pale. To strive to betray your own kind all the time because you have a guilt complex or some such shit. To further your own ends by joining whatever crusade against whatever is current. To place ideology above reason and common sense in every case exception being if your financial position may be put at risk. Get the picture?

Pointless proposing that solution; been Cuntatonic since being elected.

by SpearOfEndings June 22, 2018

canatonically

Canatonically. Can-nuh-ton-nick-lee
By birthright. How you were born.

Not to be confused with catatonically.

I am canatonically unlucky. I always have been, since I was born, simply because I exist, unlucky.

by Bumblebee360 July 23, 2023