Cankles

Calf to ankle. No ankle. Just one leg minus an ankle

Kendall stephens has the worst cankles I have ever seen

by Swagboy1225 February 25, 2015

cankleasaurus rex

A humorous descriptor for a person with extremely overt cankles.

Dude, if that girl was a dinosaur, she would be a cankleasaurus rex.

by fo shankle February 8, 2010

cankle(s)

A swelling of the ankle and lower calf so as to obliterate the normal tapered boundary between the two. While it may be simply be deposition of adipose tissue (fat), or even excessive standing, in some cases the cankle may represent a symptom of kidney disease or even congestive heart failure, in that the swelling could be caused by excessive fluid retention in the lower leg which the failing heart is unable to pump uphill or the kidneys are unable to excrete into the urine.

While the term is ordinarily used in a sexist manner to insult a woman's beauty, cankles may represent more than a mere cosmetic problem, but actually a dangerous situation calling for evfaluation by a physician.

The middle-aged woman was so ashamed of her cankle(s) that she had long worn long dresses to obscure them but, later, only after she had been hospitalized with severe kidney and heart disease, did her family realize that the cankle(s) were an early sign of her illness.

by Dr Whosis October 12, 2009

Cankle Dick

When you have a big dick but have erectyle dysfunction so it is so flaccid that your lover cannot get any enjoyment from your gerth.

My sirority sister hooked up with this hot guy and when they went to do the deed he could not enter because he had cankle dick.

by Twin Brother Darkness May 24, 2016

Canklepotamus

1. A grossly obese reptile known for hidden colostomy bags, epileptic seizures, lesbianism and lying.
2. The 2016 Democrat Party nominee for President of the United States.
3. An evil cunt.

Did you see the dump the Canklepotamus took? It looks just like an UD volunteer editor!!!

The reason the FBI didn't indict is because there isn't a prison cell large enough to hold the Canklepotamus.

Hey, did you hear the Canklepotamus ' latest lie?

The Democrats gave us a bad choice between the Canklepotamus and a communist, smh.

by Johnny Midnyte September 10, 2016

cankle meat

The meat of a cankle. A cankle is a calf and an ankle in one. it is caused by invert sugar. (so far as we know)

wow look at her cankle meat!!!

by Nova-rooms May 18, 2020

cankles wankles

it means your actual dog shit at a game

yo kyle ur fucking cankles wankles at this game get off the team

by cooolguyyy March 30, 2021