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Christmas Cancer

When a person, often a family member, who is highly attention seeking, makes up or exaggerates some kind of health event in proximity to a big holiday in order to create drama or put themselves in the center of plans. It is usually a vague but life-threatening illness, serious enough to cause others to drop what they're doing, but not specific enough that people will be aware of what actually ought to be happening to the person. Often after the goal is attained, the subject will let their dupes know that "the doctors found out everything was alright" - getting them off the hook for future issues.
Cousin 1: "Are you still not speaking to your mother-in-law?"

Cousin 2: "Nah, she's a liar. Remember two years ago when she got Christmas Cancer just to make sure we didn't go to grandma's, and 'recovered' just in time to go to the Bahamas?"
by RedReplicant January 3, 2019
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Anal Cancer

Anal Cancer is a type of cancer that occurs in the anal canal and the anus. It is a rare disease among the general population, but is very common among gay men.

Gay men who don’t have HIV are over 20 times more likely to get anal cancer than the general population. Gay men who DO have HIV are about 100 times more likely to get anal cancer. HIV is also very common among gay men. Rates of anal cancer among gay men have been increasing every year.

This is because gay sex often causes anal fissures or tears. The anus is supposed to remove waste from the body, and having gay sex will eventually cause tears and cuts to the anus. These tears can get infected.
Gay men are a very small minority of the population but they are most likely to get infections like HIV, AIDS, Syphilis, and anal cancer.
by Medical School October 14, 2019
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Cancer stick

Courtney Love had a cancer stick dangling at the side of her mouth while she signed autographs. She is known for her chain smoking.
by Babydoll75 March 5, 2019
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Booty Cancer

Booty cancer is another way of referring to anal cancer. Anal cancer is a type of cancer that occurs in the anal canal and the anus. It is a rare disease among the general population, but is very common among gay men. Along with that, infections like HIV and Syphilis are also very common among gay men.

Gay men who don’t have HIV are over 20 times more likely to get anal cancer than the general population. Gay men who DO have HIV are about 100 times more likely to get anal cancer. Rates of anal cancer among gay men have been increasing every year.

This is because gay sex often causes anal fissures or tears. The anus is supposed to remove waste from the body, and having gay sex will eventually cause tears and cuts to the anus. These tears can get infected.
Infections and diseases like HIV, AIDS, Syphilis, and anal cancer (or booty cancer) are very common among gay men. This is a simple fact.
by Medical School October 21, 2019
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Cancer

Logan and Jake Paul, Morgz, and other cunts who make a living abusing themselves and family members, AND clickbaiting 7 year olds into thinking they’re watching p0rn. WE HAVE A CRISIS ON OUR HANDS!!!
Parent: Exactly why does my child have cancer? Doctor: Cancerous YouTubers. Parent: Fuck
by IssacIsALoser May 4, 2019
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Fortnite cancer

A disease you get when you play fortnite. You eat, play, and talk only about fortnite.
I got 100 Fortnite wins.
You got Fortnite Cancer dude. Your now infected.

STFU
by ThatSpellsFO0tLettuc3 May 31, 2018
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cancer kitty

a shaved vagina

a kitty is many times refered to as a pussy and cancer patients undergo chemo which causes a loss of the hair
so therefore cancer kitty is a hairless vagina or shaved vagina
example1: yo zach i went ham on that cancer kitty last night
by mo fuckin k y June 30, 2012
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