candy-apple

A fucken toffee-apple, ya jerk.

Darren said "candy-apple", but he really means "toffee apple"

by jimbo boy October 16, 2008

Candycapped

When one eats so much candy that they become retarded.

Amy and Aaron had such a successful trick or treat they became candycapped enjoying the fruits of their labor. It was the best day ever - they finally had an excuse for being retarded.

by Joejohn Johnston October 11, 2017

candynapper

A mothafucka that steals your candy!

I ran from the candynapper before

by Candy lover 1234 January 8, 2021

Candy apple

Noun: body shape where most of the mass of the body is carefully balanced upon two skinny legs. Spheroid object placed on top of a... stick (cylinder?!?).

"Dude, I'd like to bob that apple." - Man one
"What you talkin' 'bout, gee?" - Man two
"That smokin' candy apple. Damn, she like a basketball balanced on top a pencil. You know how I like 'dem strangely shaped women!" - Man one

by labeauf October 6, 2011

Candy Apple

A sexual act performed when you shove your balls into a female's hole while they are on their period.

John: Hey did you and that hot girl have fun last night?
Caleb: Yeah man, I gave her a giant candy apple!
John: . . .

by JC2012 November 6, 2009

CANDY APPLE MAN

A candy apple man is only out for money and the accumulation therewith. A C.A.M has no shame no game and most definately is unable to tame.

person 1a.

'look out for that shark, he gets green eyes and is only out to make money.

person 2a.

'I thought they called him the candy apple man because of the color of his bike'

both.

'giggle giggle laugh laugh chuckle chuckle ha ha'

by VICKI KARMA November 14, 2006

Candy Apple Steamer

When your partner defecates in your mouth & they accidently (or intentionally) let loose a hemorrhoid blood pocket.

My lady can't get enough of those candy apple steamers!

by Jimmy C. May 10, 2005