Candy

A thing childmolsters try to attract kids with.

Hey do you heard about Timmy. I heard he was kidnapped by the candy man.

by TastyUnicorn January 13, 2017

Candy

A slang term for masterbation, used when small children or other persons are around.

I hear Jennifer makes candy every single day.

by Steve Bobo November 23, 2010

Candy

(noun) (Can-dee) A voluptuous woman with curves like Shakira, breasts like Scarlet Johansson, ass like J-Lo's, and a face like Megan Fox's. This woman can get any man/woman she wants and she knows it. When she walks into a room, wives check to see if their husbands are looking.

John: I'm going to have Candy in my bed tonight.
Andrew: You lucky bastard, make sure to call the dentist!
John: Oh yeah, she will open wide.

by Havannah January 14, 2014

Candy

Delicious unhealthy food

My favorite candy are M&Ms!!

by Ariana.Grande October 6, 2015

Candy

A Common Name for a prostitute or stripper. The y is commonly replaced with an "i"

" Hey Candi get cho skanky ass over here and gimme my 5 cents worth"

by Kera and Nicole January 19, 2004

Candy

Another term for sex

-Did you get candy today?
-yes lots

by Bishmilla July 12, 2004

Candy

A mixed assortment of rubbers,birth control pills and other contraceptives,jackoff sleeves,LSD,ecstasy,magic mushrooms and marijuana ect. that a band and/or musician toss out to the audiance as a reward for coming.

What kind of candy did you get?

by Judge dredd7 July 23, 2011