Canouche

Canouche - a shorter better sounding word for the term Douche Canoe which needs no explanation.

That guy is a huge Canouche

by Dbomb3000 June 15, 2017

cadouche

A reference from one US Navy corpsman to another who hates his current job, or is just a complete asshole. Term derives from combining the words corpsman and douche. Also applies to those who have never been deployed but still act like they're God's gift to medicine.

Corpsman Joe Navy: Dammit, I hate dealing with whiny dependants all day.

Corpsman #2: What a cadouche!

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Corpsman Joe Navy: Oh yeah? Well I can do needle decompression and cricothyrotomies and intraosseous needles and (blah blah blah)

Corpsman #2: This asshole's never done any of that. What a cadouche.

by emt0199419 May 21, 2010

condouche

another name for a douche:
describes a video game addict, a girlfriend rejectant, short, buzz haired, wank-tastic little boy.

My boyfriend is such a condouche, he only plays his game and never has time for me.=

by saveasurfboardrideasurfer January 13, 2008

canouchebag

The Canadian version of the original douchebag

Often travelling in small packs of two or three, you can spot Canouchebags in large crowds, sporting events, campgrounds, and vacation resorts. A Canouchebag exhibits all the properties of the original douchbag

accompanied by a Tragically Hip soundtrack, and, on rare occasions, arrives in a canoe.

Canadians are supposed to be so polite and nice, but just look at this Canouchebag!

by EverSoPissed__ May 30, 2018