a can of whoopass

a foot stuck up (your) ass which must be surgically removed by a medical professional a.k.a (yo' mama)

a mother knows best how to treat "a can of whoopass"

by Miralem B June 10, 2006

can on whoopass

A moron's version of can of whoopass. Used by every idiot nerd at my school because they think it'll make them cool.

Nerd - 'Yo yo yo, I just opened up a can on whoopass'.
Me - 'You're a fag.'
*Beats nerd up*

by Nerdbeater May 16, 2004

a can of whoopass

a can of whoopass is something you open up on someone whom you're about to fight.

I'm gettin' ready to open up a can of whoopass on you.

by Scorpiette June 10, 2006

a can of whoopass

something i open up on sorry losers.
something my grandmother opens up when her titties sag too low

" im gonna kick your ass" -hank hill

by samdog June 10, 2006

a can of whoopass

Don't mess with,Blossom,Bubbles,And Butturcup.AHATSADADA

a can of whoopass suck it

by Sonic101TailsFucksCream May 2, 2010

can of whoopass

To get your ass whupped by someone else.

Don't make me open a can of whoopass on you, dawg!

by TheBurninator December 9, 2003

Can of Whoopass

The can of whoopass is a term meaning to unleash great pain unto a target, specifically someone you have feelings against.

It ain’t gravy
Or clams
It ain’t the salmon or the processed ham
You just opened up a great big can of whoopass

by Literally Just A Toaster September 2, 2019