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So You Think You Can Dance

A show about a bunch of faggots and uptight sluts bouncing around like like retards, bitching at each other over whose prance was better and over acting emotion. This is also known as a great loss of time in ones life, be warned, if you watch it, you will not get the time back.
If i was a faggot I would go on So You Think You Can Dance
by ;.[;.';. February 2, 2010
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Might as well, can't dance, to wet to plow, fish ain't biting.

An old southern saying. A term of acknowledgement or boredom.
Will you go to the store and get some milk? Might as well, can't dance, to wet to plow, fish ain't biting.
by Psycat2 September 25, 2014
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I can't dance

1. Song by Genesis
2. Dance only performed by the truest.
3. Dance includes:
a. Overexaggerating the "IIIIII!!!"
in the "I can't dance" lyric.
b. Slowly walking in a straight
line of about 4 people moving
each arm and leg forward at the
same time (e.g. right hand
forward, right leg forward)

To master the dance, watch Genesis' "I Can't Dance" video repeatedly.
"IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII can't dance, IIIIIII can't walk"
by G January 18, 2005
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You can’t dance to Beethoven

Basically when something doesn’t work out.

It can also be used when you don’t know how to respond to something

Originated from nerds who are in love with River Phoenix and have nothing else to do with their time.
Michael: Hey, I’m sorry things didn’t work out with you and Damon.

Aleks: Welp, you can’t dance to Beethoven.
by Jaebay December 19, 2018
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i can't dance

Walking slowly stetching hands forward according to your steps (right foot - right hand, left foot - left hand)
Well, you know what I mean, don't ya?
Heeeeeeey! Let's do the i can't dance! It's sheer fun!
by CatherineInRock February 27, 2004
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Can U Dance?

A sweet nanny goat a go run mi belly or ballet. String up supm clupm, strunnin, strummin, struggle and ease-up, blow-up and open these obstacle tentacles! Da bucky master izz dawta agony. WH'APPEN?
Coo pon dat bwoy! Hitey-Titey younghi pickney goes yaga yaga. We hafu yammin gaan to bed!". Yuh ina big fuckery.
The baggy bashment mek we dweet. Gwan hoon maas. Mi milkshake izz di bling bling but from yuh sind di hot legs. Tek it to dem. Mi cheeks pinta shawty dangerous. Naww dawg. Yer blad im movin! Gwey guzoo. Fling it up and and ring mi man undie da Martini Moon. Bunks Mi Res
Can U Dance? potwah, liquor, dance, pleaz dunnoh touch mi haffa say so much
by Martini Moon December 17, 2008
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BTS your weak and can't dance please clean your hygiene!!

BTS your weak and can't dance please clean your hygiene!!
BTS your weak and can't dance please clean your hygiene!!
by Minnie 07 November 6, 2022
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