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Cumpissslit

\ kəm-’pis-’slit \

Vulgar slang

Verb
1. To urinate and ejaculate

Adjective

2. A man spooging an illegal or questionable and secretive amount of his semen.

Word Origin and History:

Donald Trump was cumpissslit in Stormy Daniels
Word Origin and History:

Donald Trump was cumpissslit in Stormy Daniels.
by Skeki May 23, 2018
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Cumpiss

"Damn why is your piss so thick and drooping".

"Cause it's cumpiss"

"Thaaaaats why it's whitish yellow, ok"
by Side boobs November 23, 2016
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cumpiss

When you cum and piss at the same time
Person 1: I'm cumpissing yoooooooooooo
by BigWillly March 4, 2019
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Catpiss Crosbie

A loud, drunken and generally disgraceful woman. Enjoys peeing in public and is entering the 2011 guiness world records for the longest pubic hair growth (she can plait it)
Hey man you're such a catpiss crosbie- you just peed in that alley!
by Rockandrose June 8, 2011
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c0mpisss

THE BEST PERSON EVER WILL LITERALLY DO ANYTHING FOR YOU🤤ALSO THE BEST MOOT EVER😩❤️
Girl: c0mpisss literally wrote my name on her thugs😟❤️
by Dyhvc May 20, 2021
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Frachole Catpiss

Clogging a butthole up so much that the recipient has no choice but to shit and piss at the same time, resulting in an unresolveable smell.
I plowed my girlfriend so hard in the bum that she frachole catpissed all over the new carpet.
by Kow Boi March 14, 2019
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Cumpiss

When you just nutted, so you can't piss well. You have to do hard abdominal force to just piss a little.......very tiring
**nuts**
Pepe: Damn, I should have taken a piss before now I have CUMPISS and my dick boutta explode
by slimyjimmy April 9, 2019
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