Camoflauge Slag

A word that is used to describe a girl/woman that uses way too much makeup to look attractive, but without makeup is ugly as fuck.

Created by Tom and Jake to describe 90% of girls.

Boy 1 "Oi fam that girl's piff!"
Boy 2 "Nahh fam she's a Camoflauge Slag"

by Tom&Jake97 December 14, 2013

Camoflart

The act of disguising a fart with another noise, often a cough

"What's that smell?"
"Hehe, I camoflarted when you coughed before"

by AMusing September 30, 2009

Camoflaugian Moment

Clothes that help you hide a little extra weight. This phrase was created by Mariah Carey!

"This shirt was for when I needed a little camoflaugian moment."
-Mariah Carey

by MariahCareySuperFan February 5, 2019

camoflauge

This is an often-accidental misspelling of the word "camouflage". I JUST learned this myself! >.<

See camouflage.

by Dave May 19, 2004

camoflagery

when something has good camoflage

That tree has camoflagery

by bread infection December 28, 2005

camoflatulence

Attempting to "pass wind" (Alright... farting) as quietly as possible. A loud cough can help to cover any sound.

The one cheek sneak is a good example of camoflatulence.

by Kenneycan July 12, 2016

camoflush

The act of flushing the toilet to muffle out the sound of you fucking your friend's wife in the bathroom of the hotel room you and your wife are sharing with him and his wife, usually occurs after a long night of drinking. Sometimes requires multiple flushes. Often combined with one of the many forms of blumpkin.

I invented the camoflush last weekend whilst banging my buddie's wife in the bathroom at the holiday inn express, while he and my wife were both asleep in the other room. So basically I saved some duckets on the hotel room and also scored some strange.

by soybot March 30, 2007