Cambourne

An interesting village, made in the early 2000s. At first a delightful place for young families but soon overan by dirty chavs originating from arbury and ghetto parts of Cambridgeshire.

Today after the chav era passing the chavs have now become roadmen creating various gangs and comiting unspeakable crimes like kicking people’s fences and smoking cigarettes.

If you are approached by someone from cambourne be cautious these figures will rob you and your house and should never be trusted. These people can be spotted wearing their north face puffer jackets and Nike tracksuits.

Cambourne has nicked my nan

Cambourne needs a prison

by Cambourne Grime Media November 2, 2018

Cambulled

Also known as Campbelled, refers to one being slapped across the face with a large throbing penis. It often leaves a red outline of a shlong on the victims face.

One day Declan was invited to a party being thrown by the cool kids. When he got there he was thrown into a closet and he was cambulled! When he got home his parents made fun of him for have a dick imprint on his face.

by Sirspychosexy February 12, 2015

Coburned

When a gorilla minded individual starts a fight with a person half their size and gets their ass kicked.

My grade six brother coburned some random grade twelve kids that were picking on him.

I was drunk and a midget coburned me with his bare hands.

by Mr. Nineinch June 30, 2012

Cadburied

If you cadbury someone, you have fingered them, all a bit of fun. Because the word fingered is such a horrible word!. To be cadburied is to be fingered

Jim cadburied me last night!

I cadburied that girl last night

by the_BEAM January 2, 2009