Calzonish

1.dough filled with tasty treats, being like a calzone.

2. One who is cheesy and filled with lies

1."this stretched out dough ball made from cheeses and other goodies is so calzonish"

2. "Jared is sooooo calzonish, he is always full of shit!"

by Gina haskell March 8, 2008

Calvinitis

A syndrome commonly associated with people who find the toilet a place to rush or be rushed upon, often leading to inadequate wiping or no wiping at all. This generally causes the smearage of dingleberries on, and around the anus.

'I was taking a shit when my phone rang, no time to wipe, left me with calvinitis for the rest of the day.'

by onearmninja March 4, 2009

Calvinism

A system of belief promoted by its author John Calvin based entirely on a Platonic evaluation of the letters of Paul of Tarsus. Calvin posited that Christ died for a very few people and then re-interpreted both the Old Testament and the New Testament with the idea of a predestined fate for every person as being among the elected minority or the damned majority. It does great violence to the New Testament by making it subject to a Pauline interpretation of the Old Testament. Also a totalitarian pseudo-Christian cult of the Puritan or Reformed variety. It denies free will and imposes the biblical law of Calvin's Institutes on all people.

Calvinism was the theology behind the police state run by Oliver Cromwell in the 1650s.

by normal5574 March 9, 2015

Calvinized

When one is screwed over by someone named Calvin.

Batman: "Robin, Do you copy?"
Robin: "Go ahead, Batman"
Batman: "You've just been Calvinized"
Robin: "Oh, no he didn't!"

by The Gibler October 30, 2011

Calminity

The feeling when you get just the right amount of sleep, and you wake up feeling refreshed. You stretch, and rub the sleep out of your eyes. You walk downstairs in a trance because you just woke up, and you see the sunlight shining through the windows of your house. The sky is blue, the grass has dew drops on it from the rain that came over night. You step into the kitchen, and find your dog sleeping in her bed. She looks up and sees you, excitedly coming over to say good morning. You walk over to the coffee pot and pour yourself some coffee into your favorite mug, and sit down on the couch with the current book that you're reading. No one is home to disturb you, and you have the whole morning free to do whatever you like. The busyness of the day will not come until later, so you enjoy the relaxing time that you have now.

Sitting on the sofa, a feeling of calminity washes over her.

by Lea Swift January 25, 2018

Calzoning

The art of yaking a freshly baked calzone from Binghamton's DP Dough after consuming nothing but tequila for 4 hours straight.

I walked back from DP Dough and started calzoning this guys bathroom. It got calzoned so bad.

by Ligmaballs696969 March 25, 2022

calvining

The act of becoming clueless about basic knowledge just to be annoying

Dude that guy is so annoying. He needs to stop calvining

by tpingt January 4, 2008