Calvary

Often tall not the smartest but probably one of the best guy to go to for advice about life
Stays loyal to the people who were with him day 1 very kind but mean when everyone is around him dumbest mother fucked you can be around but the smartes when it comes to setting opps (opponent/enemy)
Very daring most of the time

Calvary a person's name and the name of the place where Jesus Christ died on

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Calvary

Calvary also known as the dumbest fucker there is Calvary gets bad grades he also gets no hoes but one of the coolest fuckers there are who you can hang with when bored he keeps it 100 all the time and he's usually being bitched at by his mom(being told to do a lot of things) but at the end of the day he is the dumbest nibba ever

Calvary does dumb shit

Person don't do that shit dumbass

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Calvary

a guy who cares but can be nonchalant, a guy who is hurt because he put others over himself, a guy who wishes he could just disappear, a guy who wishes this world was not so toxic, a guy who needs to prove everybody who has something to say wrong, a guy who needs to be loved.

Calvary was no friends

Calvary by Calvary. s November 20, 2023

Calvary Baptist School 

A cage of misery and despair located in Lansdale, PA.
A cesspool of conservative, fundamentalist, self-righteous, ignorant assholes.

North Penn Kid: Hey, you go to Calvary, right?

Calvary Baptist School Kid: Please don't talk to me, you are of the world, and they tell me world is evil! You believe in EVILution and believe monkeys "evolved" into man over BILLIONS of years. Monkeys can't even live a billion years! How come we cant speak monkey? If we did evolve from monkeys then how come babies aren't born monkeys? I am 100% pro-life, unless we're talking about capital punishment, in which case I am 100% pro-death! If u have sex before marriage then in God's eyes u are married to that person. If a man rapes a woman, in Gods eyes they are married, it sucks for the girl but what can we do lol! There are NO exceptions to abortion whatsoever. It is God's will that the woman was impregnated, and therefore she must birth the child! If she was in fact raped, she must play the hand that was dealt to her, accept it as God's Will, and raise the interracial baby as her own. A woman wants to abort a rape child? She should have thought of that before she walked down that dark alley without a male present, not to mention she should have thought before putting on revealing attire. In the real world homosexuals (especially males) are generally predatory perverts who wouldn't think twice about bedding a 14 yo boy. You want to think that "Will and Grace" is a realistic picture of homosexuality. You're wrong. It doesn't show the incredibly widespread depression, drug use, disease and utter depravity of the homosexual fetish community....blah blah blah bullshit bullshit...

North Penn Kid: I'll take that as a yes...

Calvary Baptist School by Dave Hanes April 14, 2008

calvary christian college townsville 

many homosexuals in a homophobic school 😍 most kids are stuck up barbies or bogans along with the alt kids and kids with zero style what so ever. the religion gets forced down everyone’s throats to the point of hatred towards every staff member.

calvary christian college townsville is fucking dumb ☺️☺️

calvary christian college townsville by christian69420 March 12, 2021

Calvary Chapel High School 

The only high school that will let you wear any kind of swimsuit at the annual luau but doesn’t let you wear shorts that go above the knee. The current principal and superintendent acts like an angel in front of parents but is a completely different person around students. Any abnormally colored hair will get you expelled but doing drugs will only get you suspended. The Bible, science, and math teachers will always be your favorite because they are the coolest. Staff will always get on your nerves. The AP Euro, World, and Art History teacher assigns an absurd amount of homework that will make you and to kys. Don’t take any of her classes. You should probably just go to another school.

student: “yo Calvary Chapel High School is kinda toxic my guy.”
other student: “yeah i know broski. we should totally go to like Mater Dei or something like that.”

Calvary Chapel High School by juuls_r_not_cuul June 20, 2019

Calvary Chapel Time 

noun: a time zone found in Calvary Chapel schools which throw off all plans of meeting friends and being on time to important events on time. Can be found frustrating when used as an excuse for being late to school, and you recieve a lovely little yellow slip after all efforts to get out of being late.

Kid: But my alarm was set to the correct time!
Office Person: Well it should've been set to Calvary Chapel Time, and you know it.
Kid: ... you guys suck, I know you do this on purpose...
(Admininstrator walks in from survellance room)
Admin: He knows too much...
Kid: NO! DON'T!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Calvary Chapel Time by Oddjobguy November 24, 2005