dirty calum

when you snort a bump of fizzers right as your about to ejaculate inside your pillow

last night i got fucked up and did a dirty calum

by uidgame January 3, 2023

dirty calum

a dirty calum is when they snort a bump of fizzers off a prostitutes bum and right as they are about to ejaculate, they roll their foreskin up so they can store the cum in their dick and slurp it through a straw later

im a dirty calum and i know it bitch!

by uidgame January 3, 2023

calm down

One of the most infuriating expressions in the English language. Using this expression is guaranteed to make the other person angry if he/she wasn't already.

An invitation to someone to punch you in the face.

"Officer, that man just stole my wallet!"

"Now just calm down...."

(punches cop in face)

by MaxBrowne October 7, 2009

Calm down bomb

A paradox: telling someone to 'calm down' always, always infuriates that person. Dropping the 'calm down' bomb is the ultimate act of passive aggression - it says "You're out of line, and I need you to act in a more appropriate manner, like me." Needless to say, this is not calming.

A: Goddammit! How could they possibly cancel Arrested Development?
B: Dude, you need to calm down.
A: Calm down?? Fuck, I am calm, what do you mean calm down? (goes apeshit, breaks lamp, exits room)
C: You HAD to drop the calm down bomb.

by Toddwoos January 21, 2009

callum dales

a fat smelly nonce who plays apex and licks zane truemans boxers while he sleeps

callum dales is a smelly nonce

by a w1se man February 1, 2021

calm down, jamal

Don't say this to a thug or gangster that has a 9mm with them, or you will get shot.

man: Whoa, calm down, Jamal, don't pull out the 9.
thug: *shoots the man to death with said 9*

by pp123987 February 24, 2021

Callum Davies

A massive chode. There are rare glimpses of decency but they are all shredded by his annoying ass personality. Slutty ugly prick whos sister is a DUCK

Is that Callum Davies.

No thats a tree

by JamBeruFTW February 14, 2015