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Câlisse

Multifaceted French Canadian word. In the same league as Ostie, Tabarnak, Sacrament, Criss. Comes from a deformation of the Christian religion word Chalice.
Can be used interchangeably in any blasphemous phrase such as:

"Criss de tabarnak de sacrament d'ostie d'câlisse..." or
"Câlisse qui fait frette" (it is freaking cold) or
"Câlisse de cave" (You're/He is fuc&?*#% stupid) or
"Câlisse que j'ai faim" (I'm fuc&?*#% starving)
by toecap April 30, 2013
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hipster calisthenics

That time when you have to do lunges, squats, and knee lifts in your skinny jeans to prevent your pants from cutting off circulation to your legs.
"I think the dryer may have shrunk my Dickie's, I'd better do some hipster calisthenics."
by phantomg6 March 11, 2013
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Calista

(Noun.) Comes from Greek background and means "most beautiful". Calista is a very rare name, and usually is accompanied by a very rare person. Calista will always know how to brighten up your day. Often they will come with blonde or red hair. Outgoing, smart, weird at times, and very creative. But always beautiful inside and out. Their smiles are contagious. Calistas are known for being great kissers, and having a way with words. If you know a Calista, NEVER let her out of your sight.
"Dang she's amazing"

"Is her name Calista?"
"How did you know?!"
by MysterymaxxX30934 January 11, 2014
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Clapistan

another word for america used to denote the national tendency to clap at everything like fireworks, laughing, etc
nothing quite like celebrating the 4th of july in clapistan
by nokocode April 21, 2013
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Calisthenics

"I do calisthenics, I'm a cali-athlete"
"Muscle Ups, Handstands, Planches, L-sit, Human Flags & Levers"
"So strong your workout looks like an optical illusion."
by CalisteniaBrasil April 19, 2022
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Calista

Calista has blond hair and golden skin. She's pretty, smart, talented and loves music and dance. She's extremely intelligent and loves to learn. She's full of surprises and great with people. Calista is an amazing friend and girlfriend that will always have your back and love you for who you are. She cares most of all about your inner beauty. She can be weird and funny, though very polite and mature for her age, especially with adults. Its a rare Ancient Greek name that means beautiful one and if you find a Calista, don't let her go! She's a very special person.
''Who's that smart and pretty girl over there?''

''That's Calista of course,''
by wadonna June 9, 2018
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Calista

Calista is a girl who loves to hang and be around others just to make them happy. She is a talented and an amazing artist that usually draws what she imagines. Calista is a girl who loves to read books and play with children. If you ever meet a Calista you can find that she is a little silly sometimes but fun to hang out with. If you ever find a Calista don't let her go because she is a treasure that is unlike any other.
Man I wish I had an Calista
by vermilliopcd June 2, 2015
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