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good communist

Noun. A dead communist.

Etymology: From the slogan "The only good communist is a dead communist."
Simo Hรคyhรค, was an amazing man who managed to create over 500 Good Communists.
by The Real Tank Man September 7, 2020
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Calvinist

Someone that partakes in mischievous behavior like the character, Calvin from ๐˜Š๐˜ข๐˜ญ๐˜ท๐˜ช๐˜ฏ ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ ๐˜๐˜ฐ๐˜ฃ๐˜ฃ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด.
Susieโ€™s firstborn is acting like such a Calvinist!
by Mr. Dick Shinary March 19, 2022
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Grammar Communist

Opposite of a Grammar Nazi.

Spells words poorly online and fights with Grammar Nazis in textual spelling correction fights.
by grammar red cross December 26, 2018
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communist fat fuck

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Weed Communist

An individual who purchases bulk quantities of marijuana and is liberal in his sharing. A Weed communist is often repaid in cigarettes, lifts to 24/7 fast food outlets (where an individual who has benefited from the weed communist's generosity will buy his meal) and by the labour of his subjects (rehydration of the bong, rolling of joints ect). A weed communist also has right to determine smoking order, venue (often close to the weed communist's residence) and concentration of marijuana within the mix.
Daniel: Hey man wanna get high tonight?

Jack: Yeah, love to man but im broke at the moment.

Daniel: No worries dude, its on me.

Jack: Thanks heaps man, you're such a weed communist.
by bubling_water_loveit March 29, 2009
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Modern Communist

People who only respect people who have the same opinion as them.

They find everyone who has different opinion than them very rude.

They don't believe in freedom of word.

If you say or write something they disagree with, they are most likely to fight you.
They really dislike hearing things they disagree with.

These people are often American teenagers (mostly female) who didn't experience communism in their country.

Modern communists are called like that because when there was communism in Slavic countries, people weren't able to express their opinions and when they said something communists didn't like, they made sure that they badly regretted it.

Example of conversation:
Person: *uses constructive critism or says/writes any unpopular opinion or something that modern communist disagrees with*
Modern communist : DIDN'T YOUR MOM TEACH YOU THAT IF YOU HAVE NOTHING NICE TO SAY THEN YOU SHOULDN'T SAY ANYTHING AT ALL!?
Or:
Modern communist: OMG, SHUT UP, IT'S 2020!

Or:
Modern communist: OMG WHO ASKED?
If any person tells you to be quiet because of your opinions, then they are a modern communists.
Example:
Did Charles just tell you that you should shut up because it's 2020 and your opinions aren't cool enough in his opinion?

Then Charlie is a modern communist.
by smallhuman July 3, 2020
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anti-communist

someone who is virulently opposed to communism
Ronald Reagan was the most deadly anti-communist.
by BrooklynTex January 23, 2014
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