Calimander

A sex position involving one male and five females. The male is laying down legs and arm spred. Arm perfurible above head. The females each take an apendige of their choosing, a leg, an arm, or the penis. Then the females go at it. The male does not (some times cant) need to move.

Yo man, I just had a Calimander with five girls last night.

by Half Man Half Bird Half Mexian October 8, 2007

Calimacha

Calimacha a mixture of watev you got in the fridge mixed together and cooked down into ...like a stew.

girl: hey ma watcha makin?

Mamma: I dont know just threw together sum vegies before they went bad

girl: looks like sum Calimacha to me!!:D

by Iheartseventeens August 1, 2010

calimesa

A small town, made up of old folks, fast food restaurants, and some gas stations. Most people, go there...for gas, or to take a dump. It's not that well-known. At least it's better than the shit hole town next door, Yucaipa.

Guy #1: Have you ever been to Calimesa?
Guy #2: I think I got gas from there.
Guy #1: Do you like the town?
Guy #2: I only went there to get gas, and take a dump. How should I know if it's nice or not?

by xLHx October 9, 2008

calminous

serene yet subtly foreboding

The weather was calminous: sunny and mild but with a dark thunderhead looming on the horizon.

by J. McCrackan August 30, 2008

Calimeter

A unit of measurement equal to 4 inches. Primarily used to describe the length of ones penis.

Billy was thrilled when he reached one calimeter.

by LongTailinFront March 4, 2019

callimacooshcapi

Hold on to the beautiful things in life

“Man, my life’s been falling apart lately.”
Just think of your family and how much they love you and don’t forget your friends. Callimacooshcapi.”

by 3_more_seconds_ March 2, 2020

soggy calimari

When a girl excessively works out without showering for days and her vaginia looks like it might have an infection cause it's crusty and smells like fish.

Guy 1: how was that girl you took home from the gym?
Guy 2: when she took her pants off, she had that soggy calimari.

by Peacock matt October 23, 2017