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cumatose

noun- The deep sleep you fall into after you cum
He fucked me into a deep cumatose
by purduehockey July 25, 2011
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camotose

Being in such a deep state of sleep post work that you end up sleeping thru a pre-arranged gaming time get together with your clan on the PS3.
Don't worry Mrs mondeo he's only comatose and not camotose, so theres a chance he'll wake up and be able to play ps3 this century.
by NRUman June 17, 2010
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Cumatose

The state of mind a guy is in after he cums. The general feeling of not wanting anything to do with the outside world and wanting to do nothing more than lie still without being disturbed
Ex. I hate how I can never talk to my boyfriend after sex, he always just goes Cumatose

Ex. Whenever I have sex with my girlfriend i can't stand it when she tries to talk to me afterwards when I'm cumatose
by reymundo5 May 3, 2013
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calmate

This Spanish word comes from the verb "calmar", meaning "to calm".

By making it "calma", it becomes a command in the familiar you form, becoming "you, calm".

Adding "te" on the end makes it reflexive, so that the final meaning becomes "you, calm yourself".

This world will appear in Spanish classrooms, outside of Spanish classrooms when spoken by Spanish students or native Spanish speakers, or by people who have picked it up from those previously mentioned types, or from Urban Dictionary.

Correctly pronounced, it is spoken:

"calm" (like the English word), "ah" (as in 'nod'), "tey" (as in 'bay').
"OMG! I'm freaking out over this AP exam!"

"Calmate amigo, calmate"
by Cristobal42 May 6, 2009
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Comatose

To be so fucked up you unable to move, talk,or see.
Man the other night I was hitting the bong I went past krunk I was fucking comatose.
by Phoenix January 31, 2004
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Comatose

One of the most Kick-Ass songs by one of the most Amazing Christian Rock bands of all-time!
"DUDE!! Comatose is the most Wicked song by Skillet!!"

"Fuck Ya!!" GOD RULES!!"

"No I just like there sound."

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by piffman00 February 23, 2009
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Comatosed

"The act of smoking weed until the point or retardardation".
Smokin that reefa leave ya, comatosed!
by Dago February 5, 2004
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