calendar quality

So sexy that they belong on a pinup calendar.

Jay: Did your see her sexy ass?
Rog: Hell yeah I did. She calendar quality

by AyeBigPoppy April 16, 2019

calendar simpiosis

A phenomenon, although slim, slightly increases the risk of dying on a birthday than any other day of the year.

Dude I hope calendar simpiosis doesn't effect me on my birthday.

by Ack! I'm chocking April 11, 2021

chinese calendar

When you fuck an Asian or Chinese girl in 365 different positions over the course of 1 round of intercourse.

I went to Chinese buffet last night and ended up Chinese calendaring one of the waitresses.

by Chinese Calendar January 16, 2017

nadvent calendar

An advent calendar like any other with 24 windows counting down the days until Christmas. Behind each cardboard flap is the severed testicals of an orphan to reward the eager child.

"Mummy bought me the wrong nadvent calendar this year... i don't like the black ones!"

by Jarlinean June 11, 2006

Calendar surfing

The act of looking through shared office calendars of other employees to find meetings to join even though you weren't invited. This is to fill up your own calendar and make it look like you're busy. At the meeting you're pretending to listen but just space out and nod once in a while to make a believable impression.

Johnny was calendar surfing yesterday, getting no real work done, just passing time at meetings.

by TheManWithTheHarmonica September 15, 2012

Calendar Man

To be messed up and have a disordered life. Not having a path in life and ambitions as well as goals. Refers to needing a calendar to sort out one's life.

Chloe: " Michelle you're so awesome and better than me! I don't know what I want to do with my life!"
Michelle: " Ahh gyal dem you's a calendar man."

by michelledomination March 3, 2016

calendrome

Like a palindrome, a calendrome is a date that appears the same whether read backward or forward, i.e., 1.12.11.

1.12.11 is a rare example of a calendrome.

by Cutters79 January 21, 2010