Person A: Hey, your mom called.
Person B: Yeah?
Person A: Yeah, she wants to know if she can borrow some batteries for her vibrator. (Or something equally disturbing)
Person B: Yeah?
Person A: Yeah, she wants to know if she can borrow some batteries for her vibrator. (Or something equally disturbing)
by Phalanxx January 6, 2010

originally derived from "your mom" but suffixing the "called" after a brief pause to add comedy and confussion to the recipiant
person a: dude, you're dumb
person b: oh yeah... well... your mom!... called.
person a: (confused) seriously?
person b: oh yeah... well... your mom!... called.
person a: (confused) seriously?
by luker May 28, 2004

(Student) - "Hey, Mom!"
(Teacher) - "Detention!!"
(Student) - "But its November 20th! (Call your teacher "mom") day!"
(Teacher) - "Im sorry, I must have been mistaken! No detention today!"
(Teacher) - "Detention!!"
(Student) - "But its November 20th! (Call your teacher "mom") day!"
(Teacher) - "Im sorry, I must have been mistaken! No detention today!"
by Heh, im better than you November 12, 2019

by thesheet November 16, 2010

When you lose every chance at getting laid because your mom calls with enough guilt and religious talk to kill your boner for a month.
by nohandle88 April 19, 2023
