everything your gf isn't
Fun, attractive, adventurous, smart, dreamgirl, knows how to dance, glistening body, always looks cute
Fun, attractive, adventurous, smart, dreamgirl, knows how to dance, glistening body, always looks cute
Girl: Where are you from?
Boy: Texas
Girl: I bet you wish you had a California girl, they don't make girls like that here in Texas
Boy: Texas
Girl: I bet you wish you had a California girl, they don't make girls like that here in Texas
by Cali Lovin June 25, 2010
Considered by many to be the epitome of what a girl should be, California girls are most often found in California, though can sometimes be found in other states after having moved from California.
Rumored to have awesome skills in the sack, but very few brains.
Rumored to have awesome skills in the sack, but very few brains.
"California girls, best in the world, best in the back seat, so let's get fucking nasty" California - Hollywood Undead
by JizzJackRabbit May 18, 2009
a stereotyped image. yes most girls are tan ( because of the sun and warm weather), but most girls aren't the ditzy stereotype. Most aren't rich, i live in san diego and i dont know any rich people. we like to have fun and laugh a lot. besides, if were so ditzy and terrible, why does everyone want to be/ date us? they make songs about us. noone cares about a montana girl ( no offense). we are fun loving, happy, and smart girls that are blessed with the sun and good skin/ good bodies. so dont be jealous!
Urma- Wow! Your so pretty! and so sun-kissed! How did you do out here in rhode island?
Kristina- I spent a lot of time at the beach when i lived in San Diego, that southern cali weather is just so amazing!
Urma- Your such a California Girl, always fun-loving and happy
Kristina- I spent a lot of time at the beach when i lived in San Diego, that southern cali weather is just so amazing!
Urma- Your such a California Girl, always fun-loving and happy
by Krystal11 August 19, 2010
by emmi 4 yo face February 06, 2008
mostly referring to a girl from southern california, a girl is is normally a stupid skank with tan ass and tan boobs and is most likely a straight A student in school but can't even name the vice president. Mostly snobbish, stuck-up, slutty, materialistic bitch who cares more about her boyfriend than her own father, texts all the time and is married to her phone, drives daddy's BMW then crashes it and feels no sympathy,
normally a stupid absent minded and close-minded girl who only thinks about partying and being a slut and cares more about sweaty football guys with muscles rather than guys who are actually nice. Spends time at starbucks, or any public area such as a mall to spend daddy's money and abuse credit cards. A girl who complains about everything and thinks that cold weather is a tragedy and can never step foot in a 3rd world country due to massive materialism and dumb-hoe-ness.
normally a stupid absent minded and close-minded girl who only thinks about partying and being a slut and cares more about sweaty football guys with muscles rather than guys who are actually nice. Spends time at starbucks, or any public area such as a mall to spend daddy's money and abuse credit cards. A girl who complains about everything and thinks that cold weather is a tragedy and can never step foot in a 3rd world country due to massive materialism and dumb-hoe-ness.
by thayamoviete March 16, 2012
What the world thinks they are like: Cute, sexy, outgoing, basically your dream girl. The sad reality is
1. They are fake, made of plastic. (How did they get so much money for surgery when they can barely buy anything at Wal-Mart?)
2. Generally assholes who are self centered and thinks because they are from California, they are somehow goddesses to be worshiped. Sad enough girls in the Mediterranean are more natural looking and are not brain dead due to Mainstream overdose
3. Want them to be your girlfriend? I give you 3 days until she looks at another sad loser.
4. Too much fucking make up. Do you really have to look like a clown to be considered "hot"? They say girls with too much make up have esteem issues...
5. Oh wow, for some reason any person who has an understanding of History, Science, Arts & Literature, and wants to succeed in life are looked down. Not surprising the Leftist heaven of California is the 3rd most retarded state in the nation (And as a Centrist-Left, oh so ashamed!)
6. AIDS.
7. "Rock music fucking sucks, it's white music even though Chuck Berry is fucking black"
1. They are fake, made of plastic. (How did they get so much money for surgery when they can barely buy anything at Wal-Mart?)
2. Generally assholes who are self centered and thinks because they are from California, they are somehow goddesses to be worshiped. Sad enough girls in the Mediterranean are more natural looking and are not brain dead due to Mainstream overdose
3. Want them to be your girlfriend? I give you 3 days until she looks at another sad loser.
4. Too much fucking make up. Do you really have to look like a clown to be considered "hot"? They say girls with too much make up have esteem issues...
5. Oh wow, for some reason any person who has an understanding of History, Science, Arts & Literature, and wants to succeed in life are looked down. Not surprising the Leftist heaven of California is the 3rd most retarded state in the nation (And as a Centrist-Left, oh so ashamed!)
6. AIDS.
7. "Rock music fucking sucks, it's white music even though Chuck Berry is fucking black"
I went to California for a vacation after my days in good ol' Uruguay only to find that the people of California are generally assholes who are self centered and Anti-intellectuals. They think I need to be brown skinned because according to them, South Americans are mestizos just because they've seen Mexicans, but never Costa Rican (White), Dominicans (Mulatto), Peruvian (Native) or Latin America as a whole. They also think they are objects of worship and end up breeding from wedlocks after dating 400 men. I am glad I did not fall for the California girl trap, I did end up with a beautiful Australian girl in the end.
by Emnesity September 22, 2010
by wouldaben December 17, 2010