californian cocktail

to put a little weed in the end of a cigarette or cigar of any type.

Also refered to as a belgium blitz or Mississippi Martini.

Man 1: wanna smoke?
Man 2: yea but i aint got a piece...
Man 1: Just do a californian cocktail
Man 2: Hells Yea!!
Man 1: hells yea...

by d200 October 11, 2006

Californian Shower

When you stand under the place where the water is supposed to come out, but because of the low-flow device you don't really get wet.

I just don't have that clean feeling after that lame Californian shower.

by nsfwns February 20, 2013

Californian Snowball Fighting

Throwing rocks at somebody in California because we fail to have snow here.

Did you see Lauren hit him with that rock?! This is why I love being in California! Californian Snowball fighting ftw!

by Andyrew004 April 25, 2010

Californian Republican

A Democrat

A) What do you call a Republican from California in the rest of the U.S?

dunno what?

A Democrat.

B) As a Californian Republican, I stand for better education, more jobs, a balanced budget, government stimulation, and a better environment.

by aCalifornianRepublican March 21, 2010

californian

Alright, don't confuse the trolls on here (like the Elf and FirstName for example) with normal Californians. Most Californians do not think of the other states as crap. In fact, many Californians love going on long roadtrips across the country. In fact, I met 1 Californian girl thats younger than me, but has been to 42 different states and DC, while I've only been to 7 states and not DC at the time this was typed. Most Californians have not met any celebrities, and celeberties do not only live in California, and not everyone in California is a rich, preppy, and a surfer.

Don't take what the other definitions of a Californian say seriously.

by Octy May 11, 2008

califoreigner

Citizens of the once great state of California are actually mostly foreigners, making white folks the vast minority. This also accounts for the fact that the state always chalks up 55 electoral votes for the liberals every stinking election.

I was trying to drive thru LA, but kept being cut off by califoreigners. These califoreigners are making the state unsafe for white folks.

by alchoholicanonymous March 30, 2015

Californian Flower

A person that is very bright and happy. They tend fill the room with joy and make other people happy too.

That girl is such a californian flower you can't help but smile when you see her.

by ilikeLOUDmusic September 2, 2011