caloom

A term in London for a male (14-26) who is the ultimate "fuck boi"

A "Caloom" will be found wearing Adidas tracksuits complete with a New York Yankees' snap back.

Derived from the name Calum (a typical name for a "fuck boi"); he will often treat girls as his "bitches", drink heavily (only beer) and be a general waste of space.

Man 1: "Oi mate do you like Mikey"
Man 2: "Nah he's such a Caloom have you seen the way he dresses"
Man 1: Yeah that twat pisses me off.

by jarper1907 May 19, 2016

calgonate

The overwhelming relaxing sensation one gets when one is completely content with their surroundings. The word derives from Calgon bubbles, as in "Calgon, take me away!" This is the feeling a person gets when they have finally been taken away and they forget their present troubles and burdens. They are "Calgonating."

"Look at him! He's so in love, he's walking on air! It looks like he could calgonate like that all day."

by SamuraiPanda201 April 7, 2009

Calhoon Backdoor

To rip open one's pants from behind for quick access, whether inward or outward.

He did a calhoon backdoor and after that he was ready for business.

by Starbucker September 27, 2005

caloovas

to go wacky, insane and coocy

that darragh has gone caloovas

by caloovas March 18, 2022

calgon

Calgon is a cleaner for washing machines. Its used for a lot of things as well for instance.. Toothpaste.

Hello Mclean could you pass me the CALGON along with MCLEANS toothpaste

by BAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 May 13, 2005

Calgon

Calgon, a very nice person that owns a popular GTA:SA:MP Roleplay server. He's a expert pawno scripter and a server runner. There's no one that can match his abilities. Calgon is a very popular person in the GTA:SA:MP world. Tons of people know who he is and worship him for it. You can't play on a GTA:SA:MP Roleplay server without hearing about him or his wonderful Roleplay server.

Guy 1: Hey did you hear about that guy Calgon?
Guy 2: Ya man he owns that wicked GTA:SA:MP server.
Guy 1: Yeah the server is called "Vortex Roleplay"(VX:RP).

by Len_Kagamine(dilldb) December 19, 2009

Calhoon

Pass Gas, Rip One, Fart, Flatulance, Cut the Cheese, Stepped on a Mouse, Rip one loose

He bent over to tie his shoe and ripped a stinky calhoon.

by Mr. & Mrs. Poppins September 28, 2006