Lady Gaga's bad- ass alter ego/ apparant old flame. He appears in her music video for "You and I" and even attended the 2011 VMA's in her absence. During the awards, he performed her single "You and I" and accepted the Best Female Video, and Best Video With a Message on his woman's behalf.
He even tried to make a move on the "INCOMPERABLE BRITNEY SPEARS!" but unfortunately was unsuccesful...
A man of mystery, but certainly not a stranger to the stage, much about Jo remains unknown. He was on the cover of Japan's Vogue Hommes in September, 2011 and stated that he "had never had his picture taken before".
Jo is loud, rude, and obnoxious, but he truly cares for his girl, Lady Gaga. He has attracted the attention of countless girls across the country and even some from men.
He's a greaser with great pipes (courtesy of Gaga herself?) and some mad hip movements.
DEFINATELY SOMEBODY TO KEEP YOUR EYE ON (;
He even tried to make a move on the "INCOMPERABLE BRITNEY SPEARS!" but unfortunately was unsuccesful...
A man of mystery, but certainly not a stranger to the stage, much about Jo remains unknown. He was on the cover of Japan's Vogue Hommes in September, 2011 and stated that he "had never had his picture taken before".
Jo is loud, rude, and obnoxious, but he truly cares for his girl, Lady Gaga. He has attracted the attention of countless girls across the country and even some from men.
He's a greaser with great pipes (courtesy of Gaga herself?) and some mad hip movements.
DEFINATELY SOMEBODY TO KEEP YOUR EYE ON (;
Person 1: Hey man did you see Lady Gaga on the VMA's last night?!
Person 2: Dude I don't know what you're talking about. Gaga wasn't there- Jo Calderone took her place. He killed it!!"
Person 1: OH. so THATS who that random greaser was!
Person 2: Dude I don't know what you're talking about. Gaga wasn't there- Jo Calderone took her place. He killed it!!"
Person 1: OH. so THATS who that random greaser was!
by yeah yeah chicken feet September 3, 2011
Get the Jo Calderone mug.by LTHS28_2022 February 23, 2022
Get the Eleanor Calder mug.Related Words
One who’s born to be great. A person with this name will always be top dog never barks always bites. Makes BIG MOVES.
by Loubands June 6, 2018
Get the Calderon mug.Louis Tominson's "gf".
She is a beard cuz louis is GAY
She has two beautiful dogs, Clifford and Bruce.
She is also an influencer.
She is a beard cuz louis is GAY
She has two beautiful dogs, Clifford and Bruce.
She is also an influencer.
by cheeeeeeeeeseeeee November 21, 2021
Get the eleanor calder mug.Someone who worships Eleanor Calder, Louis Tomlinson's so-called girlfriend. A calderic is said to be performing Indian rituals to look like Eleanor.
by Stylinfag March 21, 2013
Get the Calderic mug.The most amazing man you will ever meet. He is perfect from his head to his toes. He will infiltrate your mind and heart. Every moment spent with him is absolutely perfect. He is very headstrong and will never give up. At times he can be stubborn but that never stops him from succeeding. Whenever you look into his eyes, time will stop. His touch will give you butterflies and his kisses will always bring a smile to your face. He will love unconditionally and look past imperfections. He will do everything he can to treat you like a queen. He is the only man that will actually understand it all. He will make you want to be a better person. He is so easygoing and being around him just seems natural. He will make you the happiest girl in the world. No one else will ever even compare to him. He is above and beyond any expectation of a "good" boyfriend. He is the best thing to ever walk into your life and you will never ever want to lose him.
Calder is absolutely perfect.
by summmmmer September 13, 2013
Get the Calder mug.Usually a last name but this person is very outgoing, straight forward, and isn’t afraid to speak their mind. This person is athletic and loves to play soccer. This person is the most selfless person you will ever meet , they are the best listeners and best advice givers. This person always looks out for family and friends and keeps their more important people close. This person will always put her loved ones before her and has a huge heart! A caldera is a unique person , you’d be dumb to let a caldera go
by Imalwaysrightduh July 5, 2018
Get the caldera mug.